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# Just to make a change from all the dead aussie bloke stuff, i found
a picture of my very firstest car ever.. :-)

a 1973 Vauxhall Viva 'estate'



0-60 in about 3 miles (with a tail wind on a flat road) It was already clapped out when I bought it, but i still managed to get almost 2 years out of it before the engine went bang one sunday.
still... it does bring back some memories....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# what could be a higher epitome of 1970's class
than humping in the back of an estate viva

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I think I'm going to cry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)
# can I use your tears as lube?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# awww dont get emotional
it's not like he took a picture of a sporty model from the front of a haynes manual as it sits parked beside some cessna as a guy in sunglasses walks toward some blonde lady, both with gigantic quantities of hair.

*gets misty eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# *gets hard*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Vauxhall
Vivas, as I remember, had really fast indicators.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)
# needs more beaver
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)
# superb seventiestasticness
very nice mate. sister in law had one. it was like a tank. my dad had a purple marina. (4 door 1.8 not that couple shye). must dig out the pics.
(Harry Monk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Aqua Marina?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# why is there always a smell of fish
whenever you're near
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# it's her cunt mate
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# her stinky sea water filled
snatch

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# That'll be the bits of the Cthulu mask...
...that he hasn't washed off.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# cor
classy seabird innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:46, archived)
# nope
my dad had a purple one... *cough* vicar
(Harry Monk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# he had the purple vicar?
what?

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:45, archived)
# looks a bit
like mechanic manta ray..
(Gtancx is tout simplement an anagram for Txangc, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# yes, that's a car
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I don't get it...... What have you shopped n00b?!1
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# cropped, resized, auto exposure
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Ha
get em told
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# please read the faq:
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Take it to /talk Sunshine...
..Saying that, I'll probably pick on you there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)
# twunt!
*bums*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# YOU RAMPANT HOMO! YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# my first car is still going
4 years on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)