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# i found this little fellow stealing all my bic biros
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:28, archived)
# good eating on one of those
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:28, archived)
# COCKMONSTER!
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# eeeeep
what the jesus fucking mary is that?
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# incest
I believe
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# FUCKING CRIKEY
Why has it got a gasmask? :(
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# steve?
steve, have you come back to us?

don't go into the light.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:30, archived)
# stingray with a torch
aicmfp
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# are you my
mummy?
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I did wonder what
the offspring of ET and a moomin would look like


So how was the bash?
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# SHIT!
KILLIT!

Does it make a noise like "Slrchmell... schrlmmelll... schrrmmllelll... schemlelll..." as it crawls softly
over your hand with tiny paws that feel like minuature felt matches drawn silently across velvet?
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# in the dark of my sleeping mind under the gibbous moon?
yes.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:31, archived)
# COOKING FRIKEY!
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I will not sleep tonight
because of that.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Does it live *in* the human body?
Do I have one? Do you? We must be told these things.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Braw!
that's flimming nice.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# mummy
make the mini uncooked roast chicken monster go away
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# yay!
Fred Colon says Oi you get back to slacking!
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:35, archived)
# alright guv'nor
*lurks in doorway smoking a rollup*
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Careful now, it looks like a skinhead land-ray
deadly cute
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:35, archived)
# teh eyes!
The eyes just look... evil. Microwave it.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:40, archived)
# ha ha!
i wonder what a fully grown one looks like

:) much wooing of your skills good sir!
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:41, archived)
# ta.
easy really. just find a little groin monster and take a photo.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)