b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Hollywood Dyslexia » Message 6367671

[challenge entry] i just failed my first driving test ..... bugga

From the Hollywood Dyslexia challenge. See all 1473 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)
# all the best drivers fail first time
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)
# that's
what i want to hear !
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)
# it's 100% true!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)
# yeah
hammond had three attempts before passing his
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)
# yes, but he was hindered by goats
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:19, archived)
# but if you fail the next one you're shit
;¬)

only joking. nobody can be as bad as the drivers in wetherby. a give way sign seems to mean stick the front end of your fucking huge car out into the road until everyone has to stop. then move into the space and drive very slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)
# this is true
it makes you a less cocky driver and less likely to put a big bore exhaust on your car.

talking about driving, the Thor mobile is in for it's MOT today, send it good vibes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)
# big bore exhausts remind me of those huge baked beans tins
that they sell in supermarkets

edit: *sends vibes*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)
# *sends*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)
# send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send send
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)
# FRONT PAGE THIS NOW!
oh, good vibes!
Break a wheel, little car!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Arse!
just had a call, exhaust needs replacing as do all brake pipes due to excessive corrosion.

waiting on a price at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)
# doesn't sound too bad
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:24, archived)
# well, she is an old lady, so i expect a degree of things wrong with her.
she's nearly 20 years old, and in good condition for her age.

when i left her this morning i expected approx £200 +MOT fee.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:27, archived)
# 20 years, blimey
what type of car is she?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:30, archived)
# she am a VW scirocco
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)
# that won't be too bad,
you'll only have to sell your first born ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Cor, what a stroke of luck, i've just got one of those.
he giveth with one hand and taketh away with the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)
# *plays electro theremin*
*sends good vibrations*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:21, archived)
# I passed the second time around and I'm the best driver in the world
that's better
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:20, archived)
# unlucky
I've got my driving test tomorrow. Anyone around Macclesfield want to get hideously drunk tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)
# theres a great idea
"I'll get Hideously Drunk the night before I need to be driving"

Oh wait, better than my getting hideously drunk and waking up in a sleeping bag in my car 10 miles from where I parked it previously, keep the keys at home now.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Anyone who's ever lived there I'd imagine
only kidding as never been
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)
# macclesfield isn't all bad
there's a superb bypass
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:27, archived)
# dont worry all the best drivers fail the first time
/got it on my third attempt
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)
# without failure
you'll never know the joy of success!

grasshopper
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)