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[challenge entry] i do hope Mr de Burgh takes a visit

Edit: in this he has Parkinson's

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# museum of spikes? pfffffft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# haha
I'd love to visit a museum of spikes.
Apparently there is a museum of bricks somewhere near Blackburn. I must visit some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# really?
I live there, and I have to see this...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# I need to check it out
some obsessive bloke spent a lifetime collecting bricks from around the world, and when he died, he donated them in his will to the council. I think they have a small museum somewhere, but I'm not sure where exactly. Somewhere round blackburn way.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# BAROMETER WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# WORLD OF CUTLERY
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# LOG LAND!
its woody!

i miss potters museum of freaky shit down in cornwall. it was closed and all the bizzare stuffed kittens and that, sold off :(
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# There's also a pencil museum
in Cumbria. It has the world's largest pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# pwoaah
*licks lips*
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# He said
PENCIL!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# yes and what of it!!11??
can't a man find a shaft of graphite encased twixt 2 lengths of wood arousing?
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# you should see the world's largest pencil sharpener
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# the very idea of it
disgusts me !!!
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# i read an article about a guy with a massivecollection of traffic cones
he went round theworld with cones in his boot, and if he saw a sort he didn't have, he stop and swap one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# haha
I love obsessive people
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
#
love fear
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# i love them all the time! 24/7!
i have five in my cellar!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# what
this one?

Ning, all.
(trumpet, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# that's the museum alright,
but the biggest pencil is much bigger than that
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# it is indeed
but we couldn't get junior into the glass case for a cutesy photoshoot.
(trumpet, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)
# #kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, the trolls#
#look under the bridges, thats where they hide...#
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# He'd be able to heal himself
through the use of his hands and the power of prayer.

the gheyer
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Just nail him to a cross
Its the christian kryptonite
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# i thought that was
iraqi blood
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# The ultimate purveyor of filth!
Daily in bed....
I massage his knees *cheek to cheek*
It's fun to be queer
when you're up a tree....

And I hardly knooow
This blokie by my siide
we ran out of luuuube
I didn't mind but he cried...

EDIT - sorry, I know the homos aren't to be ridiculed. But De Bleuuuurgh is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# you absolute fucker
i've got that in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# The "homos"...
that's like saying:I'm not racist,I like Ni**ers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# heh
what if you are black ?
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Then it's "niggaz"
which is more acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# righty ho
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)
# I can't be racist, I'm marrying one.
Well, he's pretty pale but he is half white. And I'M not the one who called him a spear chucker (no, that was our biker mate Gumby, who doesn't understand polite society...)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# half white...isn't that technically grey?
Your BF is John Major AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# I'm marrying one hahaha
best way of putting that ever !!
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# you're marrying a racist?
/deliberate mis-read blog

edit: seems i'm not the only one...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# you're marrying a racist?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Yup.
That's not true, he's not at all. Unless you count the Pussycat Dolls as a race.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# they are clearly formed in a lab
especially this one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)
# dear Cpt Wow
i am married to a brazilian half latina lady,

am i in a interracial marriage or not?

your sincerly

monstrinho
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# I'd go with whatever she says
These hispanic women are well scary...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)
# I wasn't calling anyone racist.
Merely mentioned your comments about "fudge-packers" was not very p.c, thus I mentioned the N-word as an example.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)
# I'm not very PC.
But then I'm also not a bigot, I just say horrible things about everyone (my uncle's gay, and he thinks it's hilarious)

Was only joking, dear Stan.

Plus I'm not entirely straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Impale him
Impale him

nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)