If you go down to the woods today....
Quick and pap
From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)
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Quick and pap
From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)
( , Fri 20 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
there was rumour when i was a school
that up above the streets and the houses,
bungle flying high,
he opened up his hairy arse,
and shat in geoffrey's eye.
but still - it's no reason to kill
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Fri 20 Oct 2006, 13:56,
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bungle flying high,
he opened up his hairy arse,
and shat in geoffrey's eye.
but still - it's no reason to kill
That's half the reason
why I find this post so hilariously woo.
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Fri 20 Oct 2006, 13:56,
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Calm down....
Sheesh, I shouldn't eat apples without floss somewhere nearby.
*goes off in hunt for sausagebird's knickers*
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Fri 20 Oct 2006, 14:02,
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*goes off in hunt for sausagebird's knickers*
He came round my house one night to collect protection money.
I told him that I couldn't pay, but I'd have the money tomorrow. They know I'm good for it, but Bungle wouldn't take that. I offered him jewels, my car, anything, but the bastard broke my ankle with a sledgehammer as a warning to others. I paid the next day, with 20% interest. That's the last time I mess with Don Zippy.
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