Sheesh, I shouldn't eat apples without floss somewhere nearby.
*goes off in hunt for sausagebird's knickers*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 20 Oct 2006, 14:02,
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He came round my house one night to collect protection money.
I told him that I couldn't pay, but I'd have the money tomorrow. They know I'm good for it, but Bungle wouldn't take that. I offered him jewels, my car, anything, but the bastard broke my ankle with a sledgehammer as a warning to others. I paid the next day, with 20% interest. That's the last time I mess with Don Zippy.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 20 Oct 2006, 14:00,
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