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# Filthy mouse!
Bloody hell... Sometimes I wonder why I bother working in tech support...

Just got asked why their mouse wasn't working properly... this is what I found...

(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Is this the tech support equivalent of a glory hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Well... I wouldn't even put my hands near it... let alone anything else... :P
straight in the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# what the fuck
have they been eating lunch off their desk?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# more to the point,
WAS THIS THEIR LUNCH?
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Don't tell me you've never filled
up your mouse hole with primula and sucked it out?
You've never lived!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# At least it wasnt a post-it note stuck to the bottom of the mouse
I was going to make a "not got the balls" joke...

Edit: oh I see, ball removed, filthy muck-muck inside...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# well if i were you
i'd blow it up and say its broken.
new one :)
maybe even one of those new fangled laser device whatsitmajiggies
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# that's one of them old style ones ain't it
them ones that needs a ball. that's why it not be working

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Oh, Hasslefee Village Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# You need the help of Bill Gates himself
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# GNNNNNNNOP!
tip top gnop
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# gnopS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# bestest gnops evah!
top gnopping
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
which is the 'any' key?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# No mouse ball
no wonder it wasn't working properly!
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)