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# Chavs on the moon!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ2v2fLlHxU
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# oh dear.
nice song, but you want this

Links Board
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:44, archived)
# my dearest chap, there is a wonderful place on this site called
THE FUCKING LINKS BOARD

many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:45, archived)
# There's also a place on this site
called the stuff yourself up your rectum for being a twat board.

Nazi!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# hehe

ok, fine...

*stuffs self up rectum*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# It was a bit harsh, I guess.
but people post links on here all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# *harsh* would be


/scuttles off
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
The thing that worries me is the people who bitch when an image is slightly over 50k. Is there a 'b3ta Nazi' plugin for Firefox that pops up file sizes on images (or puts a flashing border around them with helpful text about this something worthy of bitching about), or do people just check all image sizes as a sort of Nazi big-up competition?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# I 'spose when it takes a while to load
it acts as a kind of cue for people to check the filesize
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# I rekon there are
many b3ta users dialing up through their 9600baud modems eating porridge and whey in a cave in the cotswolds that surely need these fine folk!
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Haha!
It just gives them time for another scoop of porridge!

You notice you never see the 2400 baud users complaining. Probably because they don't want the unnecessary page refresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:19, archived)
# I don't really think it's being a "Nazi"
to ask someone to observe the guidelines in the faq. If someone takes offense to those guidelines they have the option of not posting here.
There are plenty of board members who are either on dial-up or capped broadband, and many of them post stuff that makes this board a great place to be. I think it would be a shame to lose those people just because a few twats can't be bothered to optimize properly. It's not a difficult thing to do. It's ignorant and inconsiderate not to bother, and I reserve the right to point that out to people.
If that means I get called a nazi then fine. I think it's kind of a stupid thing to say though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:32, archived)
# If a stranger talks to you
RUN, YELL, TELL!

And kick him in the shins and call him a spazwank/Nazi!

(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Ohhhh.
/ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Evening Mr Moon
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Helloooooo Miss Pot.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# *sings along*
wearing a fuzzy purple viking helmet (not a euphamism) for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeyyyy
Do you like you n00b flame-grilled?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# I'll take mine
well done.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# youNoob, Shirley?
*ducks*
*gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Is it a low fat n00b?
I'm on a diet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# no sorry....
..but you can supersize it if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:53, archived)
# linky linky linky
TJ: GO BARCA! 1-0
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# B.A. Barca?
I pity the foo!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:53, archived)
# I've got a new rule for Football:
If you're caught diving a member of the other team gets to legitimately deck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# yes^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)