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# Found this in Sainsburys...
(Balloon Kendo, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# well done
you are the vegetable finder king.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# it's a squash...
well done.
EDIT: now find a cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# ITS A COCK!
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# OH HOLY LORD OF PHALLIC SQUASH!
reveal unto us your secrets.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# spot the 15 year old
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# he's probably got enough spots already.
assuming puberty's hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# my t zone is covered in them
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# your what?
usually it's called a G spot, but each to his own...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# needs more ron jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Nothing anywhere ever needs more Ron Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# That's the whole point of this board am I not mistaken?
So we can all be immature and prujudice yet still be cunny funts.
Cupid stunt.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# where'd you steal those spoonerisms from?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# High school
... :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# pete you go to the same school as me,
it isnt high
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# It's incredibley
low. Only 3 stories, sheesh.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# funny looking dog
how does it smell?
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# surely not!
what next? avacados?
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# melons
phnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# I'm sure you bought it
and some lube
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# would you like a medal?
maybe a cookery book?
maybe you could buy it and make something interesting with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# <sniff!>
Don't you like my phallic veggie :(
(Balloon Kendo, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# They kinda went out with 'That's Life' in the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# :(
(Balloon Kendo, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# *kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# i'm sure it created much mirth in the caves of the first people
to make the connection, but it's gotten a little old.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Course I do!
 
especially with coconut milk, Thai-style.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# ZOMG!
You went to Sainsbury's!
(Londingham ., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# MUSHROOMS!!
I forgot to get mushrooms!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Real Squash Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)