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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
#
hahah !! WINNAR for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Hoots!
Morning, doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Morning, Brother Doctor!
Did you hear Janet and John this morning?
/Pastor Kidneys?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha!
it was a beaut, I I was driving at the time. sometimes it's safe to be drunk and driving than listening to Janet and Jihn stories and driving.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# he he, I was driving at the time too, it's quite distracting
I had tears streaming
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Same here. There was another cracker a few weeks ago
it was so good Johnny couldn't read the traffic report properly, he was pissing himself laughing while talking about crashed cars and other road accidents.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Poor John
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I'm going to buy the CD at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# he eh, it's well worth it
and theres a second one out in new year hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# GRand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# did you hear the 11 o'clock news this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# No,
why? why?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# there was a story about
a man with a firework up his arse

followed by a story about a school in Pakistan taht was used for chicken breeding.

Poor John couldn't get through it.

Try the Ken Bruce listen again - 11 o'clock news bulletin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha!
I'll listen to that later too. Yesterday john couldn't stop laughing at the dead dog that got a letter from the army telling it report for duty and to bring its swimming trunks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# i heard that
i would have thought that was more a British government thing than a german government
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# What time was that on?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# d'you want a slap?
cause you're not too big to get one
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# bah!
missed it.

what was the gist?

/crappy radio blog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# As far as I remember thee was some about
"she put her tulips around his organ", I'm usually laughing to much to take those stories in properly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# John was playing the Church Organ....
lots of build up leading to something along the lines of

'while she was kneeling over, he was pastor kidneys, and when her husband was away she couldn't wait to get her tulips around the organ'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that was it! I'll be listening to that lagain later.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# mr b3th
used to write a bunch of bodice rippers, the Bowmans series, and basically anything that came out of Weston super Mare. he taped them all for years, and he's now putting some of the best ones on CD, because they contain a lot of really great Pauly stuff.

When he gets it finished, I'll start touting them. (for CiN, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Hurray!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Hang on - I AM THE MESSIAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# heheh
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# i'm brian!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# *cackles*
Excellent. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Pffft!
'noon squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# where's the foetus gonna gestate?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# You would think it would be his all-time favourite movie
/serious

Woo to pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)