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I hate being left out of parties.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

awww

wanna come to my swingers one?

we've got all the best swings...big ones, little ones, ones that take two people and ones that have handles

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

SWINGS!

Yaaaay.

as long as they're not those ones with the bendy seats that means the chains stick in your bum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

or the bum shaped ones

that are infact two big for ya bum so ya end up sitting on the "groove"

:(

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

heh, nothing's too big for my bum.

My bum is like Bernard Black's ex girlfriend's.

Comfy though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

hehehehehe

i bet its not that big. its a fact, all women say "my bums HUGE" when infact, mines bigger!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

No, seriously.

It's a well known fact in my house that my bum is a big round thing.

But it's useful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

i bet it is!

you haven't changed ya sig

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Oh, good point

I meant to do that earlier but I got all caught up in the b3tary goodness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

For sitting on?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

and leaning on.

But sitting is it's main function.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

I've always

found that arses are very good for sitting on.

Very well designed, bums are.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

Some bums

Some poor people don't have proper bums though. I pity them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Some people

have very proper bums.

They're the sort of bums who fart politely.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

*sits on captain wows bum*

you're right, it is comfy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Told you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

The bigger the cushion,

The sweeter the pushin'.

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wangmaster2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

i generally stand up on swings

as i'm very cool

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

I'm too scaredy for all of that.

Plus I'm really clumsy so it's tempting fate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

big bums take ages to get warm

but then they do stay warm for ages too

edit: replied t othe wrong post :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

My bum is always cold

And I never knew why until now.

*feels*

Yup, that and my haunches are actually quite cold even now. I can't feel it, but it's true.

*mystified* thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

"roll up roll up!"

"COME ONE AND ALL AND BE AMAISED AT THE COLD COLD ARSE OF CAPTAIN WOW!!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

They'd best pay

I'm not letting people fondle my bounteous wares for free.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

1 groat and a pickel?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

I only like whole pickles

So if they were slices you or the manwife could have them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

whole ones

*passes groat and pickle*

*feels bum*

*gets cold*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

*fondles*

*hands over pieces of 8*

'nings, Cap'n!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Good ning my chop faced matey!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

you can come to my party

special invite

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

Who will be there?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

me, and you know... party people*

* i.e. me.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

24 hour party mugatu!

Now with added WELSH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

OH FUCK YES.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

H FCK YS

I think you'll find.

*is going to get killed*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

The welsh don't use vowels

Is a popular stereotype here in good old Ingerlund.

Not that it's true.

Sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

Needs more "y"s and "ll"s.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

You try and get a ll into 'oh fuck yes'

considering a ll is like lllyhhhchchchc isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

goes a bit like the 'ch' in "Ich" and then "l" on the end.

So yeah, lllyhhhchchchc about covers it.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

I have a Welsh name, my mum was born in Wales

But i'm not Welsh. Sorry to dissapoint :(

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Hey,

if someone's frottaging me in my sleep I'm never disappointed.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

well, it's your lucky day then!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

*joys*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)