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# Very quick and dirty

cos I'm drunk and there's chuff all on tv
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Chuff!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Quack
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Where's the pun?
[EDIT: although she is a fine duck.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# she would look
finer on my plate
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Is that duck a chuff?
I'm no good at twitching
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# No,
it's a baby swan with a photoshopped in anus.

See title.

(incidentally, it is not relevant, I just found it)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Ahhhh
To subtle for me. I need a big throbbing goatse
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# *bookmarks for future use*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# What about the posh bird?
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Demonic Duck?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Cambridge duck?
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# indeedy.
Look into his eyes.

You want to send me your pennies.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Hmmm
I read that as send me your penises
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
#



* unseals envelope and looks for sellotape *
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# That's the hypnotisim.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# That Duck is Huge!
We're all going to die!

Arrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# there is bound to be porn on channel 5
turn over to channel 5.

i dare you.

i bet there is soft porn about a window cleaner or summat.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# "The Day I Shimmied my Shammy"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# "squeeze my sponge 4"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# "Debbie does Detergent"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# "Squeegy my Sudds "
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# "Deep Bucket"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# "Dunk it deep 3"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# "Lathered up and streak free 6"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# "Lathered up and dripping 2"

is far better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Or
Larded up with Dripping..... YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# "A pint of cream and knob of butter 17"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# I've seen that one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# nope
something with Charles Dance and a moan from the missus cos she was watching QI
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Alien 3 I'm guessing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# 8 out of 10 twats is on 4
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# that sums up Jimmy Carr in general
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# A big faced cunt.
I thought that was a better summary.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Prolly
he was talking to Sigourney Weaver...
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# *bingo*
/bet it's not the 'proper' version with the Ox-Alien
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Lynda Belligham?
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# genuine 'lol' from me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# haha :)

next: children on speed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Another possible tangent:
Children that breed?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Essex
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Laaaaandan
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# there's never anything
on when children in need is on. and anyway, tv is shit
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)