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# Binduntudeth?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# nope, i've never
done that arse.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# cock off and donate, loser!
;)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I'm going to start donating when my next student loan comes through
I can't afford to eat at the moment.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Last time I said something like that,
I got put on the naughty stair!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# you needn't have put that in your sig
if you'd donated at some point int he last 4 years
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# yes I know..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# you have a long and thin pork sword
/tight fisted w@nker
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# cunts
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# :D
well done (i feel a bit guilty now)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I'd planned on doing it anyway
you just "motivated" me into it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# HE ate a baked bean this week
and now you've just hurt his feelings! At the very least give hime two more beans!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I applaud you like no other!
happy b3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# haha
well done matey! It's a good feeling isn't it?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# WOO FOR PEER PRESSURE!!
you're one of us now :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# *claps*
more money for b3ta!
Which means....erm....


more... space type thing. For us and the stuffs. Yeah.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# there is one Hooters left in the UK
in Nottingham. You may find help from them....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Ooooh, thank you horrible!
I probably shouldn't call them from my work phone...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# try them later
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Beauty
You're not just a pretty fez....

Right, now to draw my pater's birthday card. A praying mantis being very intimidating to an ant during a harsh game of Bugby.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# there's the same amount of Hooters in the UK
as there is in Taiwan.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Wooo!
Well done that man!*


*may not be a man
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# This is why I should make a profile
not that you'd have looked.

/male
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# If I'd never donated
I would have this sexy hat which affirms my pirateness.

...\/
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# 'bokes'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# what the holy fuck is that?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# that
is no moon
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# is she mooning at us?
No, that's no moon


sorry
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# you bloody should be an' all
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# i am
very

Note the lowercase I
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# well,
good
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# That's no workshy builder's cleavage
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# that's no arse
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# THIS is an arse
'bends over'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Is that a wasps nest?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# have cyanide with that?
'noon Duke!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# *RUNS IN*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
#


edit: now only potentially offensive to those who have a screen resolution of a ZX Spectrum
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# *RUNS OUT AGAIN*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# got the runs, Bawls?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# winnar!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# That's a bit NSFW...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# so is anally raping a goat carcass, but you are doing that right now!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# But I'm not sticking photos on the board
I will Gaz them round to each one of you personally instead
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I'm still waiting for mine
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I haven't finished yet!
You can have the cumshot photos
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I should hope so
I paid good money upfront for those!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# it all depends where you work
Dead Goat Rape Inc don't like men's arses bared on screen, it's unprofessional
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Exactly
It's sending the goats fucking crazy over here. How is it shaping up in the London branch?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I blinded them all with my acidic spunk this morning
so they're oblivious to the whole debacle.

I recommend it, nothing like cumming in a goat's eye on a monday morning.
I'm too lazy to kill them today though.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# 'a bit'?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# If it was a product, that would be "Goatse-lite"
"Try Goatse-lite, all the sense of revulsion with less gaping chasm"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# But it's simply using new "mirrored pixel" technology
what are you pointing at this section of mirrored screen, exactly?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# The one with the bare arse!
I posted a picture of my bahooky for my 6k post, and i got mod edited as it was NSFW
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ah well
life, eh?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# You might have fucking wiped at least
:p
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Oi!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# But
I am
and always will be
a hypocrit.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Hypocrisy is a beautiful thing
unlike your arse.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)