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# How I imagined Gillian McKeith's sex products*

*not that I imagined them very often... Gillian's illegal products
/bitter at being threatened with legal action by troll-woman
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
mmm...nutty!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# *licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# oooooooh do it again
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# legal action!?!
tell us more! we'll start a free ecletech campaign...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I already get mine for free
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# hehe
some background, in the form of an animated song up at stablesound
www.stablesound.co.uk/poo.php
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# brilliant, just brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# oh noes !
dunt worry
i'll send you a cake with a file in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# nice
she seems an awful person
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# *Spluts*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# yes I read that
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# haha
The power of YAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# you were threatened by her?
suggest she becomes topic for next weeks compo, just to learn her a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# might have
to be careful. she's pretty enthusiastic about setting the lawyers on people. cf. the poo song story and Ben Goldacre's bad science columns in the guardian.

/at least i didn't buy my PhD blog ;-)

(prostheses, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# maybe we could just change her name,
and perhaps put one of those black strips accross the eyes to hide her true identity.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Whatever horniness Dr McPooplop's illegal products may cause
is more than negated by her picture on the box.

In fact it should come with a warning: LOOKING AT GILLIAN MCKEITH'S FACE MAY CAUSE PERMANENT IMPOTENCE.

Also - the sound of her voice has been known to sterilise fruit bats. True.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# too true
what better prophylactic than her ugly mug..induces droop at a thousand paces...
(prostheses, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
i hope it bankrupts her and her silly doctorate that she bought from a university in america.

she's not even a real doctor.

i'd like to see her as a crazy woman walking around checking dog poo and chastising people who don't clear up their dogs mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)