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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# ^^^
This.
(dieselmonkey, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# i agree, mainly as i've never even seen it!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Truest true...
Whine Voice and Slap-Bass to Punctuate the Jokes [Insert laugh here]

Do like Curb your Enthusiasm though
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha.... jews are funny...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# That slap-bass
is the reason I never got through more than half of one episode of Seinfeld.

Any show that needs a prompt to tell you when something funny's just happened isn't worth seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Without the slap bass
how would people know it was a comedy?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I refer you to the honorable gentlemans
comment forthwith;

"Any show that needs a prompt to tell you when something funny's just happened isn't worth seeing."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Don't forget the fact
that it also needed to telegraph the joke before they made it and, often enough grind it in afterwards just in case you missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Agrees
BIG TIME!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# it was the best sitcom around when it was aired
it deserved more than it's late night C4 slot
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I agree`
I've also pre-ordered a Wii.... I think the pair of us might end up being exiled... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# are you feeling ok?!
Kramer and Costansa were kind of funny, but Jerry Seinfeld has to be the most unfunny man on the planet. I really don't understand why people found him funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Totally agree
He trades on the "it's funny because it's true" type of "humor".

Well, you going shopping, Mr Seinfeld, isn't necessarily hilarious, even if it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# hes wrong you know
Seinfeld is only shit if you are a gentile infidel.

apart from that, i love it.. all those Jewish-American jokes, keep me and my touchous laughing all the way to Israel
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Interestingly enough
I'm neither American nor Jewish

and that smug stand-up that vaguely relates to the events of the episode just makes me want to cave in the cunt's head with a spade.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# hahahaha *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I watched my first ever Family Guy last night
and fell off the sofa laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# isn't it great :)
did you watch the double bill?

i loved it when they dumped louis in the river
and then couldn't stop laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I didn't realise there were 2 on until I was elbow deep in dishwater (I don't do cooking)
but the bit with the old queen where it turns into a musical scene from Little Shop of Horrors
frame for frame! was surreal in the extreme
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Family Guy is pretty funny
South Park has my heart though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# so
that makes you an anti-semite , tsk tsk.. how can you not like Seinfeld, if you dont, you obviously are an anti-semite
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake
Yes I hate Jews, you've found me out.

Now fuck off and eat a bagel or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# im reporting you
to the Seinfeld corporation of America.. and they will put a fork in your ass and hang you upside down -

well maybe 50 years AGO!
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Don't interrupt the white man
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# ^^this this this this^^
but I hate it slightly less then I hate everybody loves raymond

as demonstrated by my now defunct project

www.everybodylovesraymondisfuckingshit.com/

(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# What's a Seinfeld?
Is it some sort of wireless programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# its a nuclear powerstaion
they call it windscale now
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I ENVY YOU
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)