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# celeb facial
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nothing better than a facial and a fag ! why have kids when you can cum all over the lead singer of the arctic spunkeys face well if your gay
(greggoreh smeggoreh, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# ok, you must be a regular taking the piss now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Not convinced
I think he could just be that slow.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# But
his post and picture adhere to the FAQ. maybe he's learnt? We hope!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# *scrutineers*
This is true. His only downfall was that it wasn't funny. CDCs aren't really big or clever and I don't believe they should get their own posts
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Neithers most of the shit I post
including new threads, and I haven't been raped!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# GUYS! VIRGIN!!
*unlocks TROUSER button*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# unlocks button?
*ponders said button*
*shrugs*

*Rapes you both*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# But you have been here for a year.
One would assume you know how to 'gel' with the board by now.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# what...
you mean shout at noobs, CDC, learn the FAQ's and don't kiss ass (woops, still need to learn the last one)
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Well,
1) all b3tans were created equal, and should be treated as such
2) learn the FAQ and abide by it. It is your bible.
3) A wise n00b is a n00b who paces himself. and doesn't post 5 CDCs in new threads
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# 1a) but those who donated are more equal than others

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Agreed
In fact I would call them the better equals.

Now come, we must go to the fatherland and purge it of all the impurities that non-donating b3tans bring.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *burns embassy*
i always wanted to say that
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Prof. CDC begs to differ.
CDCs are big AND clever thank you very much

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Hang on a minute
Professor in what?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Professor of
Seminal and Erectile Sciences, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Hmm, that is clever
Can't really argue there
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Hey everybody, he's over here now!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Yay he didn't get far.
He's my new favourite member.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# What?
Its over between you and me.

You floosey
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Ah OK I take it all back
YOU are now my new favourite member.....

Oh the confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ROFL
he's shitter and more annoying than me!!!!

lmaozomg!!1!111
(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# It does take some doing
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# It's probably your mate or something...
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# fuck off
yes you
(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# i laugh at you 20 minute response time!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hubare? You alright mate?
That was a particularly viciously clever comeback that must have cut to the very bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# aaahhhh i see now...
do everyone a favour and vent your fat angst somewhere else...

possible on your mother's hairy chest?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Oh dear.
I've changed my mind. I do believe you are a troll. As such, I am now opting to click ignore.

If, however, your intentions are not malicious, I highly recommend reading the FAQ. Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# tries...to...find...
...meaning...in...sentence...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Two John Mccririck's?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# i'm with M3rx on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Bye bye from my life
(although Arctic spunkeys made me chuckle a bit)

Now go fongo your gran
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# needs.....less....punctuation in....sentence
....makes too much sense........agh
(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Sentence?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# yes
sentence.....
:D
(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# TJ
I had a b3taday and missed it! Dang!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Did you?
Here, have some belated cayke:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Huggles
blows (candles that is!)
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Well happy (missed) b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# happy belated b3taday!
this would be a good moment to get an icon... :P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Yeah I know
gotta sneek it past the missus. What's the suggestion on donations?
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Money works better than food gifts.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I'm sure rob would love a carrot cake delivered to the door
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# No
I'm not kissing the ass! Besides getting carrot cake for a ginger only encourages the gingerness! And we all know that isn't healthy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# I donno, £2.50 would get you an icon.
I think thats how much I gave the first time round

did it through pay pal
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Cheers
I'ma sneek it past the missus I think! I already pay for my own server, a clan (shutit) server, and now a donation towards this server, she gets awfully grumpy!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Done
:YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hooray!
Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# meh, its one donation.
Just dont buy 5 mars bars and you'll be sorted
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Hate the chocolate over here
living in 'merkin land
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Jelly babies?
*thinks*

thats around $5

Which is about 6 cans of pepsi?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# good point.
He missed a b3taday because he didn't get a candle.

A meager donation would have solved everything
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Learns lesson
Pays the man
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)