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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:39, archived)

that's cool. Eiffel Tower?

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)

Just pylons

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)

Spiderman's Pylons?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Spiderman pylon's?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

25 SOLID MINUTES OF FUCKING SPIDERMAN'S CURTAINS.... WTF!!!!!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:04, archived)

"A must see"

-coke snorting critic, the Guardian

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)

"Interesting."

The Spectator

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

*LACK OF BREASTS*

/The Daily Sport

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)

*JAM PACKED WITH TITS*

/The Sun

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

"Never seen so many girl breasts in a single phonebox"

-What Spluff?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

"not for the faint of heart'

-homophobic overweight Jehova's Witness group leader, The Watch Tower

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)

I always wanted to meet a faint of heart

and scare the beejesus out of 'em

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

go to your local hospital and find the cardiac ward.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

lol

and calmy walk up to people and go "AAARARGARIGHGIHG!!!!"

like this

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

With the exact arm movements

that this noise implies you should make

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

that works really well

AAARARGARIGHGIHG!!!!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

Spidermans curtain?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)

Spiderman's curtains?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)

Spiderman's curtains?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)

spidhrrmans cortafins?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

Spidermans' curtains?

okay, humour me...I'm damn tired and I'm guessing your dutch isn't flawless either

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)

spurtingmangs cortina?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

MK. II or III?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

Hairy old Cortina

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

now that

I want to see

a cortina mk III with afro

ahhhh yeah :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

There was a TV advert...

Can't remember what it was for now - Alan Whicker did the words though, to the tune of Funky Cold Medina.

*skips to youtube*

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5mHQN0xp0I

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

aaahhh yeah

not seen that in ages :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

I read that as "hairy old curtains"

*shudder*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

hahaha

that could affect ones appetite somewhat

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)

Evening!

And haha - what a splendid mental image I've got now =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:04, archived)

PROFESSOR eh?

oooh, get you!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

Ja.

Ik verontschuldig me. Mijn Nederlands is inderdaad verschrikkelijk.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

Wilt u eland in uw haar?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

PERVERT!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

Hahaha!

:)

animate this HARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

Haha, I would if I could.

It's what we've named our football team this year

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

What an odd name for a football team

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Yes it is.

It's a long story how it came about, but at least we're playing in orange.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

Hahahaha. Alta Vista came out with:

"Do you want eland in your hair?"

I shan't bother enquiring further. :)

PERVERT!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Everyone loves an eland!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

this is true

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

\o/

Grasmaaier

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

bladblazer

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

Yes!

It's a kind of Tuingereedschap

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

prezactly!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

Impressive!

*Darth Vader voice*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

/Andijk local

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

really?

how did you wind up in that corner of the hollands?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

just kidding, I visit friends there from time to time

well, Wervershoof actually, but no one has ever heard of that village.

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)

neither have I

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

hahaha and you live there

have you seen 'An Inconvenient Truth'? The film by Al Gore on global warming?

Apparently, you should start building an ark.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

nope, haven't seen it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

Go web, go!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Web 2.0

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

Web 2.0.1

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

R Tape loading error, 0:1

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

*bleaches anus*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

ha!

that'll teach you to use that bush tape recorder you found in the street!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

Pffft! You said "bush"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

hehe

you did too!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

load,8,1

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

Shft, RUN/STOP

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

looks welsh

*could be a compliment, could not be

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

Spiderffel Tower?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

That's one big spider!

I likes that :)

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

Hello you!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Hello you too!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

Get A Room!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

O_o

What, a Professor can't say hello to a girlie without people talking?

Oh, alright, you win.

*gropes Fluffy Elephants, just to keep everyone else happy*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

what are you a proffessor of?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

Slammitude and Groovination

*wonders if anyone on here has heard of Boiler*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

wow

that's the finest kind of tude and the best kind of ation!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

I like to think so.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

Better!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

Watch it.... She'll steal your stereo you know

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

Oi,

don't I have a say in all this? ... Oh sod it, carry on.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

*carries on*

*carries off*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

what, all of us?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Haha,

if you must. It makes me feel slightly loved in this crazy world ...

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

but I've never touched a real girlie before.... well, besides my cousin

but he/she was an hermaphrodite.. so I don't think it counts. Ermm... ok.....

*touches elbow*

*runs away giggling*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

touching cousins

country style hardcore teim!

yay

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

*dusts off banjo*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)

sounds like some kind of slang term to me

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

Yeah, I'm just off to the toilet, to... er... to dust off my banjo...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)

to banjo off my dust.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

remember to clean behind your ears!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

~~ears~~ arse.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

*twangs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

Cousins are fair game

Shame mine are all ugly. And male.

And i'm married.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)

that doesn't usually matter

in traditional country style

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

My cousins are all super sexy

because they all look slightly like me! *giggle*

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

*Has wondrous mental image*

I'm just off to dust my banjo.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

I love teh ladies!

I'm not really married...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

country style teim!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)