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# Sigh.™ ..... not enough work today...

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# this, very much this
i was looking for one of those 'if you carry a knife, you're more likely to get stabbed' type posters to shop in relation to trident

but i couldn't find a decent one
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# That simply isn't true.
If, say, Iran wants to nuke us in the future, it won't be anything to do with whether we have nukes or not.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# yes it will
'the big boys have nukes, so i want one, IT'S NOT FAIR MISS!'
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# but then...
the big boys are all "We've got loads and we're making more for no particular reason. You can't have any cos we think youre more mental than us"

It's true.

I saw it on the news.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# The big boys are all "these are for defence"
and meanwhile Iran are all "Israel must be destroyed", and they couldn't really give a shit about whether we have nukes or not, only that they'd be a good way to destroy Israel.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Pacifism is based on the idea
that scary, posturing nations wouldn't be aggressive just for the hell of it, but only in response to the provocation from the nations that are motivated by defence. This is a bizarre conclusion to reach.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# ah, but at least he's got the courage of his convictions
like that counts for something
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Tony can't be a war criminal!
I mean - just look at his cuddwy wittle face.

ello all. In other news a work friend has just been sent down for 3.5 years for being nawty with the white stuff
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# tippex?
crikey
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# if only it was
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# white spluff?


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# spunk
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# flumps
ort to know better
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# the white stuff?
isn't that in Jonathan Ross' DVD collection?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# she, and it did involve certain appliances in the kitchen
especially scales!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# yowsers!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# her other half got 6 years
it's been a shocker!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# crikey!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# MILK?
are you jonathon ross?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# What emulsion?
or even worse Brilliant white gloss..
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# gloss is the hard stuff
(to clean up anyway)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# that Milk is a BASTARD.
EDIT: Sent down for 3.5 years? He must have been caught with quite a bit of it then! Enough for substantial dealing amounts.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# and a full page in the local paper
not on internet though.

and yes indeed to 'quite a bit'
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# oopsy!
Mental note: Do not deal.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# the plod is getting tough
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# soap powder?
crikey
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Accrington Stanley?
who are they?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# *giggles like a twat, in the office*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# I was brought back to life by Ian Rush
:¬)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# did he give you the cock of life?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# yes
and he also used his tache
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaha
*remembers*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Exacklee
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# That'll teach him not to be racist
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# cocaine?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Yes.
Mass murder on this mind-boggling scale always runs the risk of provoking mild rebuke.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)