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# One for JollyJack and Mr Horrible...
Found in a shop in Brumringham yesterday. There weren't any on springs, though.

Click for full embiggificationisation

If you're RISing a bit, try this, or this.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# my sins cannot be washed away
with mere soap
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# i suggest filling your water tank with disinfectant
and doing a handstand in the shower for about a week
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Is that what did the trick at Thor towers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# for a while
i'm now forced to pump neat bleach into my rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# you have delicate girls hands
i'll wager those hands have never been ripped off by a falling mast
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Hands, hands,
not like feet and tall and fleet,
they warm the heart and fleece the meat.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Aha! That's my wife's hand.
And yes, small and delicate it is - luckily for me...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# i bet thay make you cock look massive.

/autoanswer No.14569
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# well i guess it would be nice
if i
could touch ya body
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I know not everybody,
Has a Jesus soap on a rope!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# But I gotta think twice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# REEEEEEEEEACHout touch faith
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
#
faith ham
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
#
faith cloth
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Haha!
Kerry went to the Jesus Butt Plug shop.

I though I saw him in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# wouldn't that
be more like 'Hope in a poke'?

argh teh aawful pun...

...slaps self in face
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I've heard worse ones than that.
Mostly from me, it has to be said...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Aha
RIS successfully dodged
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# "jesus helped me remove my winnits!"
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# you can also get a
Grope on a Rope
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)