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# Help to take a photo of the 'Penis tree'
Hello All
I need your help. In my home town of Penistone, South Yorks a 'Penis tree' has been cultivated by a very green fingered local. Follow the link

www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28957&in_page_id=2

Unfortunately I now live in Australia and the news story (above) didn't show the tree in question. This is where I need your help. I need photographic evidence.

Can someone visit and take a picture? Maybe there's some PGS b3ta alumni? Hey whilst there please feel free to help the local economy by buying a few penny chews and a can of Barrs Dandelion and Burdock from Millhouse Post Office shop and if you want to see some truly local sights try Cecil Penny's petrol station Springvale to see some old wobbly knockers!

Thanks in advance
(philberesford, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:15, archived)
# THAT SOME BLOODY HUUUUUUUUUGE LURKAGE!
Don't say unfortunately I now live in Australia!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:20, archived)
# re: THAT SOME BLOODY HUUUUUUUUUGE LURKAGE!
Yeah actually it is quite nice here. Despite the fact that most of it is burning - gotta love bush fire season ;)

Unfortunately = Can't visit Penis tree for real. Somehow I don't think my mother would quite understand If I asked her to do it.

PS Yes, that is quite a huge lurk isn't it LOL :P Can't believe I'm b3ta member #39 - oh I remember the days when...
(philberesford, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:24, archived)
# Yes its sad that it most of it is burning.
All due to lightning strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:26, archived)
# please read the FAQ.
you don't have to put RE: in front of your message and other stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:32, archived)
# re: please read the FAQ.
i dunno
i quite like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)
# IT THE NEWS OF THE WORLD PICTURE EDITOR
BURNNNNNNN HIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM (or her)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:18, archived)
# You've been here for 5 years
and this is your second post? My god man, I thought I was a lurker!
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:04, archived)
# This must be record?
Do I win 5 quid?
(philberesford, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:21, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:33, archived)
# http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28957&in_page_id=2
woo to Penistone
ja to Cock Trees
[sod it really]
and HAM to this link; actually quite wrong

and RIS whtever it means
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:55, archived)
# What ever happened to chickengirl?
havn't seen her running about the board in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:15, archived)
# I saw a pearosted one recently.
Getting rare though, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:27, archived)
# wrong continent for me, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:12, archived)
# Here you go...
The X-Rated Xmas Tree
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:17, archived)
# You're too good to them
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a bunch of knobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:28, archived)
# This is fantastic
I am overjoyed.

No really, I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)