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# Sigh.™ ---- giving up ho pics for christmas.........


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hahahah
best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# DEAD PROSTITUTES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# John Peel questioned by police
Superman still at large in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# HELLO FUCKHEAD
FANCY A PINT THIS WEEKEND?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# hello cuntface
sounds like a plan to me, saturday would be ideal too, as the missus will be off at some work do

hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# hello cunt
sounds like a plan to me, saturday would be ideal too, as the missus will be off at some work do

hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# echoechoechoechoechoechoechoecho
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# must be that gaping cunt
which reminds me, lil dave says hi

boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# They've found 5 stingrays in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Cheaper and more nutritious!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I'll take the opportuntity to link this then:P
If anyone need a place to stay for the bash.


EDIT: Sorry had to...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# what a nice hospitable chap you are
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# For you sir
Five grand:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# haha!
do I still get the bacon sarnie?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# The cheek!
*sigh* OK but only one rasher, and it's going to have to be facon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# for 5 grand i'd expect a whole pig!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# OK you can sleep with my ex then:P
Only other I could think of appart from the obvious santa one.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# i'll take anything I can get
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# AND IF I STOP ONE DAY
I@LL MAKE A NEW FRIEND
CAN@T STAY FOR LONG
JUST TURN AROUND AND I@M GONE AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# *DOES WHISTLING BIT*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# may be tomorrow i might just settle down
until tomorrow i'll just keep moving on
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
#
Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down.
Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on.

Do do dodo, do do dodo, dooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I love it how you've fucked up every single apostrophe in that
haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# AS Gronkopan says
REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# nice sig
but the song goes "every stop I make"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
I thought you'd appreciate it!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# ????
*edit* aaahhhhhh i c
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahah
"Police are hunting an 18 foot tall man, described as heavily built and green skinned"
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Ah but it is the perfect crime.
he could blend in to the background like a big field ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Haha, "a big field ninja"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Well I'm sure if we all look deep down far enough
There's a little bit of big field ninja in all of us!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I'd like to think so =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Unless...............
It's a field of Rape.........
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Well it could of been
[insert far more amusing comment here] thought!


EDIT:

That's amaizing! Damn too late. It just sounds corny now. But I suppose there is a grain of truth in it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Then he'd be a big rape ninja.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Thundercats = winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ^this... everytime
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Thunder Thunder Thunder Thunder-CATSSSS!!
God damn I loved that cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# also its "Round the Bend*" Pisstake


*children's tv (not round the twist) blog
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# ^genius
thunderpants!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Bum-rar!
*shakes fist at general direction of Mary Whitehouse!*
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Yay for round the Bend...
Doc Croc was ace...
And boo to Mary Whitehouse... She took Miami Vice of the screens as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Nash Bridges stuck it right back to her!
cheech marins finest hour
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Lies!
t'is when he looked directly at me and said

"If you can find pussy cheaper anywhere else.... FUCK IIIITTT!"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# *glees*
I bloody loved that show :)
Woooolllyyyy the Wonderrr sheeeeeeep!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Is that... and oven-ready chicken behind his back?
(Bumsmells, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# could well be
Although as it's small more likely one of those crappy little Poussin things
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# He wants to push it up his bot-bot doesn't he?
(Bumsmells, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# what is a hot bot not?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Cold?
(Bumsmells, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
#
thetravisty.com/Robot_Chicken/wmv/Super_Villain_Carpool.htm
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# He has
nothing in his pants.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Nay!
He carries the sword of omens, don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)