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# Bollocks! just missed it


it's a fast bugger.
(spunkbasket3000, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# bob geldof is looking ill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# but he looks like he's taking a most satisfying poo!
Woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# That reminds me
...*goes off to hava a sastisfying poo*


(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# ^this
although... sastisfying skive

GOD ALMIGHTY.... The guy sitting next to me has been talking about his holiday allocation for 2 FUCKING HOURS!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Tell him you're off for a satisfying poo
That should hopefully surprise him into silence. At least temporarily...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# He's been feeding off I Dont Like Mondays for 30 years
ao he must be starving.

/shit russell brands shit joke shit blog
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# That was a Bad Gag...
For a so called 'edgy' Comedian...
Surely if he wanted to be the tough guy he should have said Feeding off 'Live Aid'* for 20 Years...
* Or Dying/Starving Africans... Or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Doesnt really matter.
He's just a plank who thinks he's far funnier than he actually is.

And do NOT get me started on Bob Geldof...
*shakes fist with rages*
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Oooh.. go on...
*Pokes*
Go on...
*Pokes again*
Bob Geldoff...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# *shakes*
*shakes MIGHTILY*
*diffuses at the sight of a potato*
*quivers*

I dislike Bob Geldof because he is famous for famine and shit music.

Dont get me wrong, I hate the fact that shit music exists, but I'm all for famine.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Famine... The Tightest of The Apocalypse Boys...
Death:.. Get a round in Mate...
Famine: In these times of great depletion...
War: Friggin Forget it.. I'll get 'em...

You are correct on Brand and Geldof...
I Award you One Flong...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# maybe he
should give his millions to charity instead of making us do it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# If he's hungry
he just gets Peaches to go down Lidl's and do some shoplifting
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Yep...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# so did I!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# that's...
GREAT
(spunkbasket3000, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# reminds me of that song
"missles and mines" or something wasnt really listening
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# *groan*
terrible! Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)