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[challenge entry] Can he fly?


Can he heck; one of these days he'll break his neck...

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm looking forward to Spiderman 3: Escape from the Bath
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:57, archived)
# My cat (now deceased)
liked nothing better than gently patting spiders in the bath until they expired. Her gleeful and loud purring amplified by the reflective surfaces all around. Pat, pat, pat she went until the spider's demise, then it was off to sit hopefully next to her bowl again. Those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)
# What a lully way to die
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I was actually thinking the same.
Death by cute.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *pats Bawls gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Whose Bawls?
Your bawls or Bawls' bawls?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:08, archived)
# There is clearly a capital B on Bawls.
You are just trying to put disgusting things in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:09, archived)
# stop talking to the silly man and keep patting
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Heh!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I wouldn't say that bawls were disgusting.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:18, archived)
# saucy ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:23, archived)
# .
What a charming story...
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Fuckin hell - he should have laid off the pies then
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Looks like
I guess flies must be very fattening.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)
# he eats pies not flies ..
also can be caught in webs don't you know!?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Fly Pies
Otherwise known as Ginsters'
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Or...


(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)
# I am liking this a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)
# go on ..
like it harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Tanks


Thanks for your kind words :)
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)
# holy hell!
I hope he doesn't let go! *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Heh.
Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can!
Spins a web, any size, catches crooks, just like flies,
Look out! Here comes the spider man!

And the lesser known second verse:

Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can!
Can't get out, of the bath, catch him under, a great big glass,
Look out! You've trodden on Spider Man

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Go web go!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Iron man, Iron man....
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)
# does whatever an iron can!
:)
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Wed 3 Jan 2007, 19:01, archived)
# *likes*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:16, archived)