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# A mate of mine was moaning that being away from his misses
is a pain because he can't try and finish in her eyes. Easily solved really
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)
# heh
romance isn't dead then
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)
# cum fucking HURTS when you get it in your eyes.
Seriously. Next time you have a wank, try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I have no desire to jizz in my own eyes
so shall take your word for it
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)
# why not ask a friend to jizz in your eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)
# I more meant he could just get a bit on his fingertip and poke his eye.
Why do men need to have EVERY. LITTLE. THING explained?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# i dont know
thats what were ment to do
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
# 'nings, chap.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ning squire how are you
*passes beer and rock*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Well yes, I know
But you could at least *try* not be so crap as an entire gender. Of which there is only one other- the fantastic Woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Also not very hygienic
I heard about a woman who got pubic lice in her eyelashes after unfortunate eye/sex activity.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)
# :O
You'd think if you were that close to the penis you'd see the lice.

I've never seen an infestation of lice though- is it noticeable?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)
# You're asking the wrong person
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I imagine it must be like looking at nits. I've seen them, due to being at school in the earlier part of my life.
They're quite large though- they'd be stumbling around on your eyelashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)
# yes, it's noticeable
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)
# hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)
# how irresponsible!
she should have worn contacts
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)
# 69k...and been a member for 3 yrs...haha ..have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)
# That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Too fast
(Milt I like gin., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I care not for your dial up nazi bull shit
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:37, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:40, archived)
# i dont care either
just like to spread the lurve
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:47, archived)
# And for the more mature lady
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)
# OH that's a shopped version of my favourite lubricant!
Buggered if I can remember the name though.

Doesn't the packaging make it look like it should be lemon and lime flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)