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From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *squints*
Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *squints, too*
Bloody hell - Gerry Adams being sodomised by David Blunkett!

Silly Blunkett! Adams is not Labrador!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Squints 3
Odd i get terry wogan getting it from peter crouch, hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hehehe
000h-err!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hey mate
Unusual time of day for you to be here. Snow related?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hello
yes, very much snow related.

It was 3 inches deep and coming is sideways when I got up, so i stayed at home
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Good move!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# coming is sideways!
great success!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# it's super fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Hehehe
Me and you vacuum cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hang on...
Didn't Rover die in '05?

Good stuff. Clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Yes
The flesh is more yielding now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I warm the corpse on the radiator for half an hour
don't want a cold cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Insider tip
warm lightbulb:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# whay if it "goes"
as I "come"?

Down A&E with hot glass up the japseye and a cock that smells of dead dog... again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I made that mistake the first time
You're meant to take it out before you start.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# get with the 90's
just bung it into the microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)
# but...
my dad's been dead for over 8 years!!

eeew!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)
# again...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)
# No viagra needed...
...he'd definitely be hard already.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)
# shopped pictures only please

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)
# If I take my glasses off it still looks like Filthy...
Phhhhwwwoooooaaaarrrrr....
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)
# if you squint hard enough
you can still make out who is fucking who
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Well one of them is definitely Saddam Hussein

(since he's my dad)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
no, no it isn't. The colour of him is a hint.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *Squints until eyes pop*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *blems*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# blimey
busy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# haha bloody typical for you
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# you love it
you big cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)