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# hahaha
The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a live and apparently very savage tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone, anybody got an angry tortoise?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# you are karl pilkington
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# you love it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# i do, i do
i admit it.

hows you? settleing back in ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# apparntly they still live in a field by me mams but i think thats bollocks.
I have a big rock tho.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# will a mildly frustrated mangrove crab suffice?
I put some freaking laser beams on its head!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
#
freaking fricken'
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# It is speelt differently over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# red clawed or yellow clawed?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Lightning clawed
*shows lightning fast motions*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# K. Weasel's list of shit that he really wants
1) A chainsaw
2) A life-size Lego house
3) Lightning clawed mangrove crabs
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Any time!!
just send a cheque for $3,465,322.00 + GST to
Sir Pigeon Nipples
C/O Hammed Nasir
London bank
Ougado, Burka Faso
234345

I shall send pics for you to choose from
*wanders off to photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Oh boy!
*smashes open piggy bank*
*Counts* £1.51, £1.61, £1.66 ....
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)