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# What is your problem Private Spears?
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha
The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a live and apparently very savage tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone, anybody got an angry tortoise?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# you are karl pilkington
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# you love it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# i do, i do
i admit it.

hows you? settleing back in ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# apparntly they still live in a field by me mams but i think thats bollocks.
I have a big rock tho.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# will a mildly frustrated mangrove crab suffice?
I put some freaking laser beams on its head!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
#
freaking fricken'
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# It is speelt differently over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# red clawed or yellow clawed?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Lightning clawed
*shows lightning fast motions*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# K. Weasel's list of shit that he really wants
1) A chainsaw
2) A life-size Lego house
3) Lightning clawed mangrove crabs
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Any time!!
just send a cheque for $3,465,322.00 + GST to
Sir Pigeon Nipples
C/O Hammed Nasir
London bank
Ougado, Burka Faso
234345

I shall send pics for you to choose from
*wanders off to photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Oh boy!
*smashes open piggy bank*
*Counts* £1.51, £1.61, £1.66 ....
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUCK YOU!
or not, i'm cool.
P.S. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# there's a compo
on sterogum.com for shopped Britney pics if anyone is interested. No prize or owt, just a bit of fun on the music news site.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ning, Toasty!
That's a great shop =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# That's what she should have had tattoo'd not some tiny thing on her wrist
"I'd like to be completely yellow please"

At least it wouldn't blur and become illegible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# what was the tattoo?
That's all I'm really interested in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# no idea
somewhere said lips on her wrist, something else said a tramp stamp and a third said something on the back of her neck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Hmph.
I wanted to know if she got flash or her own design.

I don't know WHY I want to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# she does look like Homer now
she could always start a new life as a impersonator
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)
# she has the intelligence to match too
I love that clip of her asking if Back to the Future was real :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# I wish it was!
*runs to shop to find Matel Hoverboard*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# ning toasty
i think she loks nice with it.



tricksy, but nice.


[edit]i've just noticed that in your pic she looks like 'that yellow bastard' from the sin city comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)
# rooney!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# that's very, very odd looking
'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# oh, i have a favour to ask you,

i'll messenger you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# excellenT
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# morning mr Bs
you on msmsmsmsmsmmsn?..............
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha WINNER!
(Darth Penders, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)
# *pretends to be Spears*
"I'm worried about this Iraq thing and how it'll impact on The Mickey Mouse Club. Isn't that what the whole world is worried about?"
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)