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[challenge entry] whats blue and fux old ladies???

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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Phwoor Wayne
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# You cannot be serious.
I like odd/ugly blokes but....ooh, no ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Oh so serious
I'm ill. Please help me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# You are ill.
*rubs the Dixy head* poor mental bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *snuggles against busom and talks about Wayne*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hush, kitten.
Lest the taste police overhear.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Do you really fancy Wayne Rooney?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# oh yeh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# That is truly odd
There's this gay couple I know and they have a large picture of Wayne on the back of their bathroom door. They're both smitten.

I don't know ANY straight women that would.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I know - I don't get it either
He's just such a big oaf

But would
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *shudder*
I am perplexed.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ]:)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)
# No, still wouldn't
and the hideous whiny voice puts me off too. Each to their own... :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Ah - I don't get to hear his voice so often
That would put me off, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)
# and that's why
gags are such a great invention
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)
# ummm...
still no
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)
# He has a bowl for a tummy.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)
# yum
bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)
# It's all personal taste of course
but he really is a minging mong
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Really really...
But he's been carved out of Potato...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *prescribes sight medicine*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# ouch
I wouldn't call poking me in the eye as "prescribing sight medicine"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# But...but...but
YOU'S A FELLER!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# And you've got an interesting user name
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *dies of irony*
=)
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Hello
I appear to have gone to the fifties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# It's alright
Dixon's a "confirmed bachelor" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# that'll explain the hair
and pointy tits
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# 1.21 Jigawatts...
1.21 Jigawatts!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# The anthropomorphism
of MS Paint?

The naffness made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Your big fat hairy smurf mother
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# a fucking huge blue granny fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Couldn't find a photo of his
Everton days?
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 0:51, archived)