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# it's burst balloons
he went to a party but his spines burst the balloons so he was kicked out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# the hedgehog's dilemma
/evangelion
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# eva!
just finished watching the entire series, and then the two extra episodes that were meant to constitute the alternative ending. Very excellent, but the endings (both of them) made my brain hurt.

It's a pity they ran out of money near the end...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# a total shame
but still an excellent series!

i bought the platinum DVD box set a few weeks back
and relived the summer of 1996 :P

i may also have an excessive amount of plastic eva figures
*fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# poor little bastard.
I had a hedgehog in my garden last year, but it's leg was stuck in the
fence and all broken so the vet put it down :(
I'm glad little ivesb didn't realise.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# You got lucky
Ms. Weasel found a dying bumble bee and in some obscure act of compassion, instead of squashing it, she decided to nurse it back to health with jam.

Needless to say, it drowned in the jam and overwhelmed with guilt she had to bury the thing.
Of course, she wouldn't touch it so there I was in the cold and rain burying a fucking bumble bee.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
fuck sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# didn't you just flick it out the window then make her go to the shops for more jam?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I've learned that for one week a month
its just better to nod and agree rather than face the amplified wrath
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# THIS THIS THIS THIS^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha
christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# but i bet it was a lovely service
in accordance with what you think he would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
The little fuck didn't even leave us anything in the will
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# next time
tell her to just put it on some flowers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Apparently the jam would help somehow
With all the magic healing powers that jam has.

I wasn't going to argue
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# magic jam!
I want a magic jam song now
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# yay for bee compassion...
I built a cairn over a recently dead bumblebee once... he was big bugger... needed a lot of pebbles.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha!
thanks, I know it is a true story, how could it not be, but I still had a bloody good laugh about it

heh
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)