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# it's me you're looking for
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Bloody celebrities... thinking they can stand in the road...
cool morph though ( i think its a morph)
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)
# NO IT's a CHAS!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *gets it not*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Kids TV joke
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morph_%28character%29
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *gets*
*laughs*

that warmed my hart!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# It wasn't actually funny
And I posted the wrong link
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I saw the word morph..
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I've just noticed your pun
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# was upset that you didnt lol
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# this was the last photo they took,
five seconds later he got hit by a cyclist
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)
# fucking cyclists
/been knocked down by a cunting cyclist on a fucking pedestrian crossing blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# i cant stand them, i want to put sticks in their spokes
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# i've nearly been too,
he went through a red light, then looked at me as if it was my fault. i was so tempted to push the cunt off as he went past
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I kicked a back wheel of one of these buggers once.
He stopped and looked at me, and I just stared him down (at 6'10" you can do that to people).

I* glanced at my watch and said 'you're gonna be late...'


*...wished I had thought at the time to...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)
# nope
I think you'll find I'm actually looking for belinda carlyle
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)
# swerve to get 'im!!
he has to be worth at leaset 25 points!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *is scared*
on my way to the Imperial on saturday, there was a bloke sat next to me on the tube who was reading a print-out of the lyrics to Hello - in English and French.

Bonjour,
Est-il moi que vous recherchez?

Shat me right up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)
# oui!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
# non!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
# HAW HEE HAW
Can anyone speak french?

If so, i would like this translated.

Merci bocou!

crions.hautetfort.com/files/Le_rappeur_chic.mp3

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Thank you very much
*merci beaucoup*

edit: Never mind..read that wrong

thought it was too easy
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Oui
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# There's a weird french guy, who hangs around Dumfries
He writes a completely nonsensical, unintentionally hilarious column for the local paper, and is a bit of a sleaze. Loves himself to bits. I have a bit of an obsession with him.

Anyway, we discovered last week that in 1991 he had a rather succesful song out in France, under the name of "le boyfriend". That there song is it.

edit: This is him

www.theyarddumfries.co.uk/gallery_image.asp?pic_id=654
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I tried but it' s too hard
quebec rapper slang is not my specialty.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# LE RAPPEUR CHIC
AHA!

LE RAPPEUR CHIC
AHA AHA!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# ha ha,
what a silly man, why would anyone want to speak dirty french
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# maybe he wants to impress a dirty french lady
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# he can hang off her armpit hair whilst doing her up the wrong 'un
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# with a french sick
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)