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# haha
that'll be a type 7 then
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# That's a handy chart.
Thank you.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# ah the old Bristol scale
Imagine living in a city that gave its name to different types of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I live in that city.
Don't forget that we gave boobs a slang name too.
And we created pirates.

Can your city say as much? Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# it truly is a wonderful place
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Actually I live in Norks on Sea...
so yes, my city can say as much.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Pah I don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# That roundabout
is the most incomprehensible piece of road design in the world ever.

AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# it's not real.....is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Oh yes. Its hell on earth
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# do you mean it really exists?
in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Yup.
Scarily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# don't be dissing our only tourist attraction
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# People actually go to see that?
I make an effort to avoid it =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Americans typically
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Presumably because Americans
don't actually have roundabouts, so they look mystified when they see one.

To the point of driving their fucking 12-tonne motorhome the WRONG WAY round it. Despite the massive arrows.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# now here's a society for me:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout_Appreciation_Society
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Roundabouts of Redditch :0
100000 copies worldwide...this is the funniest thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Oh noes...a briztolian
*insures car*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Hey
car crime has gone down in recent years so there :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha.
That is the best thing I've ever seen.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# but what about the phantom poo?
you know, the one where you feel it come out and hear it hit the water, but when you turn to look THERE'S NO POO THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)