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# very nice
could i get into your daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# tsk
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Not with those shoes on.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Errrr

don't be offended but how about fuck right off.
(monkey_spanker I AM THE LAW!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Haha, good answer =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I'm not so sure.
It clearly offers an invitation for intercourse and I presume 'right off' to mean straight away?

That would only be a good answer if it were acceptable to offer up one's children's orifices.



And it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# O_o
You appear to have me there.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Don't worry
he won't be offended :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# but i'm so in touch with my feelings
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# I know, I know
*soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)
# but they bully me
they must all gaz each other and say pick on mongychops, and no one cares, it's so unfair
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I'll protect you
*comforts*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# *lenors*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)
# *bounces*
haha, made myself giggle then!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# 'ning there
long time no 'ning, how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Fine ta
:D

Watching Crufts this evening and giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Me too
I hate Claire Balding and Ben Fogle but watching collies spazz out running through tunnels made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)
# It was the name of the winner that really amused me
Fabulous Willy: bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# He was fabulous though
But how could he not be with his Queer Eye entourage behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Fabulous DAHling!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# The only thing Ben Fogle ever did to make me like him
was when he threw that frisbee across the studio and went "FETCH, Claire!"

I only liked him for a second though. Then I remembered he's a twat. Who none of the dogs liked. Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Awwww
I quite like him. He's kind of posh and dim but affable.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# i'm just starting to ache
parents were here this weekend and my Dad helped me replace all the crappy upstairs doors with natty bi-fold ones which give us more space.

it looks cool, but right now i'm starting to realise how fucked my muscles are going to be tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I prescribe one Radox bubble bath
Stat!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# that is an excellent idea
and i wish i'd thought of it earlier.

if i had one now i'd fall asleep in there and drown. gadzooks.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Ning bird.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Ning bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# i'm fairly clean
though i've yet to be tested from my trip to bangkok and i'm sure she's had worse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)