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# my first go at one of these


click for massiveness www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/montevideoinminature.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# I'm sorry... i cant see it...
my eyes are streaming after reading your name...
pfft
(likeajackhammer, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# It's always been the best distraction from my poor work
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# needs more aerial photo
these really don't work unless it's an aerial photo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I haven't uploaded it yet
but I did a reasonable one taken from a bridge looking down a long road.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# cool
you uploaded your bash photos yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Haven't even got them off my camera yet.
I'm so slack/been too busy playing Worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# didn't you used to be 'you drive like a mong in a dodgem'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
#
yep thats me I'm slowly shortening the name to mongem
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Its a bit blurry and a bit in focus
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# ace
That's what i was aiming for, I rawk!
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# sorry, but....

:D
i think you should shorten your name to Mongem, i like it
www.b3ta.com/board/6963806

'ning alls!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# 'ning tets
and yes, he is indeed the warrior king!
Is he making more films soon?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# i hope so, because he is
theTiTs TM
official
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I thought it was great in the Warrior king where he ran into Jackie Chan
I have love for the Chan man too
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Police Story
best Chan flick EVAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# yay for backend equipment
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# science
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Heya ivvv
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'lo Weasel
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# *licks paws*
*pats down tufts*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I think it needs to be taken from on high
It just looks a bit out of focus
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# well......
A) That effect only really works on ariel photography
B) I don't see the point of that particular effect, could someone please explain the appeal?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# when it's done on an aerial photo
it tricks the eye into thinking you're looking at a scale model

which is intriguing for the first few times, then after, a little bit 'meh'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I guess its one of those things that should be included in a photoshop tutorial booklet
'ning micto
Had a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# very good
it's been the first weekend in a while that i feel refreshed and relaxed on a monday morning

you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Really? Whats your secret?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# no idea
i washed the cars, mowed the lawn
made icecream and played with the kid in the garden
oh, and got lots of sleep and played my uke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# sounds awfully productive
And how did you got about making icecream?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Yeah I feel pretty good too.
Regular sleeping hours and a good cup of coffee go a long way
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I yam in ur bord sig
proovin ur maths
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# When done properly,
the scene no longer looks life-sized. The artform is intended to make the viewers believe they are looking at a tabletop model.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# yes
but

why?

you could darken a photograph to make it look like it was taken at night but what would be the point?
taking photos of models or at night are things that can be done in reality, why bother usinig photoshop for the same effect?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# I've seen a few of these lately.
A lot of people are getting the effect wrong.

The idea is to emulate the depth of field you'd get from a camera with a macro lens & wide aperture. This means that only a certain plane of the photo will be in focus, and that is a plane a certain distance from the camera.
Therefore it doesn't work if, as people have been doing, you blur random parts of the image, or change the focus on the vertical plane.

Silly people.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I have no idea what the above means so I'll "This^" it to look smart
'ning wheely! Had a good weekend?
How much rampage will £3.26 get me?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# For £3.26
I will knock over a broom.

My weekend was okay. A bit dull really.

I am sad today though, as I need to stark looking for work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)