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[challenge entry] The locals would never forget the day Dumbo broke into Turbo Lax

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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# fucking shitty elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# tubelephant?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# haha!




*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# the new form
of fertilizer
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Tubphant!!!
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# 'nings stranger!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# noon yourself!
still no web at home yet, and can't get on at work as much as well! Hence the late reply!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# True.
That was also the 5th day of the great heatwave of 67. People were barbecueing in the street, and the ice-cream was flowing. Little Suzy managed to get her arm trapped in a mangle and had to be pulled free by Jeremy from the corner shop.

Jeremy went on to great things, opening a chain of dry cleaners and..

Where am I?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# What happened to Suzy?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Scarred both physically and emotionally,
"Flat-Arm" Suzy McPhee turned to a life of crime. Using her smooth, svelte appendage to reach under the doors of butchers and steal scraps of parma ham, which she used to construct a big pink porky wedding dress.

She was found dead 6 years later, with a litter of seven pig-babies still nuzzling at her slowly-rotting teats.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# haha!
*slowly-rotting teats*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Slowly-Rotting Teats
is the title of the third album by swedish rock band, "Fnaaaarp". Famed for their lilting ballads, and gender-defying trousers, Fnaaaarp were an underground hit up until their untimely demise in 1994, when lead singer Stephen Hoogspanken was killed by falling bees.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *sings*
if i had the wings of an eagle, if i had the arse of a cow, i'd fly over your head and cover you in shite now o0o0
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# pfffft!
g'day mister!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# 'lo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# woo
is he affected by the government's new flying tax?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)