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# for you however, we are willing to look away if you make us some more sexy stuff.
right lads?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Right.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# no
i demand photographic male nudity
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^ this
edit: here you go click
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Sweet merciful christ on a pogo-stick.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Haha, that still does it for me
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# 0_0
I'd never actually noticed the blacked out 'cock' before
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# funny you should say that
its usually the first thing women notice about me
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# oddly enough you look like
richard bacon after a heavy crack addiction
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha, and he got called a junkie lesbian after he posted a different picture.
Dave, do you need to talk to us about anything?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I have an iron deficieny
an Insomnia, makes for a lovely skull like appearance
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# thats what all the lesbian junkies say
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# shut up and make me some tea bitch
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# "Tea"?
Is that what all the lesbian crack whores are calling it these days?

You need help man
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Hey I stopped doing crack on tuesday
I wonder if they'll let me back on tv?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# they've given that clueless cunt a radio show
so anything's possible
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# That's fucking disgusting
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# ooh is it a real piss up at old dumfries?
if so I may be able to turn up
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# No not really
None of the people signed up are actually going.

It's just going to be me and Wasp Box, kerb crawling near MacDonalds

Where are you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# more importantly, where the hell is dumfries
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)
# 25 miles north west of Carlisle
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# where are teh bestest and most sexiest Daves are born
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# *who is's*
I went to college with someone who has the same name as you. But he was from Greenock, so you're not him.

I also haven't interfered with anyone from Dumfers with your surname, which is good
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# do you know big Margret? used to be the manager at Souters I think or Tams?
That my cousin
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# No
How long ago at Souters? I was working on the door there last year, but the manager was called Peter

And I've never been in The Tam O'Shanter. Only lived here for a couple of years, I'm from the Newton Stewart area originally
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# think she left last year
her fella might still work there, she's doing some police thing now as a civil servant.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# I think the phrase
"lock up your daughters" has never been more apt.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I've already got loads of daughters locked up
I'm looking for some sons at the moment
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hhahahahaa
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Irvine
But my mum (and most of my family) stay in Dumfries
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# MAGNUM! Is it still open?
O RLY? Lots of family?


If you're about you're welcome to come along, but it will genuinely just be me and Waspy sitting in the corner of a pub comparing our cocks.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# yeah it is
um I think I'll pass, its a school night
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# you would
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# you're right
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *remembers micto's quote about b3ta being the only place where straight blokes get excited about seeing other blokes naked*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# this^^
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# theres straight blokes here?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# straight blokes!??!!??!?!
who ever told you that, was grooming!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)