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# Cheeky 7K Milestone

Edit: No nekkid photos of teh JJ here! Someone bought 'em all.......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Oh!
You big bloody cheat
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# ?
edit: i just remembered what milestones are all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# What kind of thing were you expecting?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# the tradition is for the b3tan themselves to be nude
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hell.....
.....no
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ah come on!
everybody's doin' it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Let's see yours.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6381063
b3ta.com/board/6751765
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Haha, they're great.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Ooh you tease!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
#
mictoboy.co.uk/19000.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *fans self*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Pah!
s'rubbish!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# you dirty old man!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# There's one in his profile I think.
Oh no sorry, that's not his profile, it's the spycam I've got in his toilet.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# ^ what micto said
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I've got 4000 coming up.

I will do a nuddy picture, but first I have to decide if it will be cheaper for me to buy an expensive wide-angle lens for my camera or a penis reduction operation, in order to fit everything into the frame.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# does it get caught in your wheels often?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Pheelip Em Jackson
You know exactly what I was expecting
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# for you however, we are willing to look away if you make us some more sexy stuff.
right lads?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Right.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# no
i demand photographic male nudity
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^ this
edit: here you go click
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Sweet merciful christ on a pogo-stick.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Haha, that still does it for me
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# 0_0
I'd never actually noticed the blacked out 'cock' before
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# funny you should say that
its usually the first thing women notice about me
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# oddly enough you look like
richard bacon after a heavy crack addiction
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha, and he got called a junkie lesbian after he posted a different picture.
Dave, do you need to talk to us about anything?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I have an iron deficieny
an Insomnia, makes for a lovely skull like appearance
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# thats what all the lesbian junkies say
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# shut up and make me some tea bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# "Tea"?
Is that what all the lesbian crack whores are calling it these days?

You need help man
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Hey I stopped doing crack on tuesday
I wonder if they'll let me back on tv?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# they've given that clueless cunt a radio show
so anything's possible
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# That's fucking disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# ooh is it a real piss up at old dumfries?
if so I may be able to turn up
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# No not really
None of the people signed up are actually going.

It's just going to be me and Wasp Box, kerb crawling near MacDonalds

Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# more importantly, where the hell is dumfries
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)
# 25 miles north west of Carlisle
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# where are teh bestest and most sexiest Daves are born
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# *who is's*
I went to college with someone who has the same name as you. But he was from Greenock, so you're not him.

I also haven't interfered with anyone from Dumfers with your surname, which is good
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# do you know big Margret? used to be the manager at Souters I think or Tams?
That my cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# No
How long ago at Souters? I was working on the door there last year, but the manager was called Peter

And I've never been in The Tam O'Shanter. Only lived here for a couple of years, I'm from the Newton Stewart area originally
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# think she left last year
her fella might still work there, she's doing some police thing now as a civil servant.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# I think the phrase
"lock up your daughters" has never been more apt.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I've already got loads of daughters locked up
I'm looking for some sons at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hhahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Irvine
But my mum (and most of my family) stay in Dumfries
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# MAGNUM! Is it still open?
O RLY? Lots of family?


If you're about you're welcome to come along, but it will genuinely just be me and Waspy sitting in the corner of a pub comparing our cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# yeah it is
um I think I'll pass, its a school night
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# you would
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# you're right
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *remembers micto's quote about b3ta being the only place where straight blokes get excited about seeing other blokes naked*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# this^^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# theres straight blokes here?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# straight blokes!??!!??!?!
who ever told you that, was grooming!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# What, like me?
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# More hardcore hentai please?
With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# sssssssssspecial files
But I'll happily point you toward other people's work; how bout a scene between two incestuous anthro critters, ending with one bursting the other in a decidedly NSFW fashion?
That do it for ya?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# they're for your eyes only.
huhuhu. see what i did there? did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# fucking hell
*rubs eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ka-boom
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# sweet baby jesus shitting on a pogo stick covered in custard!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Jesus Christ fucking on a fuck bike!

And this is what you read in your leisure time?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# That's not you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# You're right.
It's not.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Nothing gets past me.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Eagle eyes Kenny
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# And if you think that's good, you should check out my GRIPPING HANDS
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *PELTS from the other side of the board*
*forms the start of the queue*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Well you can leave the animal skins over on the other side of the board....
*grips*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Grats!
Lully Pic as always...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# sexy time!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# WOO!
she has some lully cartoon boobies, they make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Thats not you!!
have a small woo
EDIT: i'm off now, see you later!!
Weasel, wash your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Byseee.
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *scrubs*
see ya later
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
#
wash swing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Woo!
I've loved at least 6,850 of 'em!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# 7K.....
is that the weight of each booby?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# 0.5 marks.
Unit not provided.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# thats not you jack
Congrats, you cheat
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher and Alexei Sayle rimming each other please
.





congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# reminds me a tad of my 4000th Mr JJ
and this is woosome as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Yay!
And an extra yay for the kitty in a tree pic :)

Any chance of drawing a curvy cute milkmaid?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)