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# All cyclists are cunts...
...discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 3:21, archived)
# When i'm driving... yes
When i'm cycling... no

:D
(likeajackhammer, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 3:24, archived)
# I cycled in Sydney and the only cunts on the road were taxi drivers. They'd try to run you down every time.
In Vancouver, the city buses would squeeze any cyclist between them and the sidewalk. I had to brake hard several times and jump to the sidewalk to not be run over. As payback, we'd cycle on the driver side of the bus and flip the mirrors as we passed by. Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 3:27, archived)
# Its the old people in Victoria that are the real MEANCE
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 8:45, archived)
# cyclists who
jump red lights, use flashing lights instead of stationary ones, don't use lights and wear all black, don't wear helmets and think they own the road because they're being enviromentally friendly are cunts
i am not*

* well i am, but not because i'm a cyclist, i'm a very nice cyclist

like the animation though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 3:25, archived)
# I agree on the flashing lights point wholeheartedly
I almost ran some fuckwit down once because I couldn't tell how far away he was
I never put my bike lights in flashing mode, well, when I had a bike, some chav cunt nicked it :(
now I have a 3 week wait for my next bike, an electric bike :) Urban Mover UM36 (waiting for the Lithium-Polymer battery version)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 6:36, archived)
# flashing lights on a bike are illegal for a start
but it's ok, because your AA batteries will last half an hour longer!
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# all cars and their drivers should be burned to a crisp.
fuck them. the roads are for cyclists.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 3:55, archived)
# That's the post I was trying to come up with. :)
/avid cyclist blog.

Bikes are the greatest. Cars are lame. Now I'll go die. I rode my bike on mountain trails, about 120 miles this week. I'm sore. And happy. Oh, and I live in Mendocino California where fat assholes think cars are just the greatest. OK, I'm gone!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 4:28, archived)
# i'm in toronto, we have similar assholes here.
too few bike lanes as well. bah.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 7:18, archived)
# all car owners are cunts
/doesn't own a car
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 6:28, archived)
# This is why I only cycle on empty roads
If the roads are full, I run over the people on the pavement
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)