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# TJ: Does any one know a professional hole digger?
I have some body parts I need disappearing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I know how much dirt is contained in a hole 6 feet wide, 4 feet long and 8 feet deep.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 15?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# You're so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# 192 cubic feet?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# 1000 gallons?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 500 miles?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# 32 Euro?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Table tennis!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# the existential concept of forgiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# surreal cadence of the ecoteric goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# the adverse camber of a surreptitious mature cheddar and pickle toastie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# kittens:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# It's "zero" actually.
Since holes tend not to contain anything.

I shall now look superior.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# you can look superior all you want hippy
the best answer is 'kittens'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# kittens is the best answer to everything
100% FACT*



*may contain traces of bolllocks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# au contraire
holes contain:
a geometry with a spacelike time co-ordinate and a timelike space co-ordinate
a singularity that's about to hit you
toasters

rotating holes contain:
ring singularities
whole other universes without event horizons
the future
and the past, hitting you in the back of the head with the force of an infinite number of infinite energy x rays
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# They actually sell ready made holes at Homebase.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# HOMEBASE!??!
you think I'm made of money? I could possibly afford a small tin to holes, or a sample swatch...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I think I saw one going
on Freecycle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I found one in my pocket
but it isn't big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Aparantly there's a massive one going spare
in the head of our lord and master Dubya Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# you think I could cram a couple of severed limbs in there
so as to avoid undue police attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I'd imagine so
Should be some room left after the bodies of about 700,000 he is already responsible for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Just go to Blackburn Lancashire
the have plenty of spare ones.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)