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# NEEDS MORE SAUSAGEBIRD
/capsfuckinglock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE CAPSLOCKERS, AMIRIGHTFOLKS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# the system i use for work requires capslock
and i constantly forget about it

also, GO TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ooh
have you been naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# GARGH
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE LACK OF PEOPLE ON ZOMBIEMOONROBOTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Valid point.
I haven't been on the net very much in the last couple of weeks because of my new job. Also, I've just bought a new laptop and need to set everything up. This combined frustration has led me into a fuck-it zone from which I shall tear myself, post haste.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I keep meaning to check that site out.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# THEY@RE FUCKING GAY

REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY

MY LEFT PINKY NOW HAS BIGGER MUSCLES THAN MY THIGH
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# SHIFT KEY
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I WAS TELLING A STORY A WHILE AGO THAT I SHALL REPEAT FOR YOU ALL.
I WAS RECENTLY EMPLOYED TO WORK IN A DIAMOND MINE, AS A DRILL. I USED NOTHING BUT MY MIGHTY PINKIES TO BORE INTO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH.

WHILE I WAS THERE, IMPRESSING THE MOLE-MEN (AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE MOLE-WOMEN), I WAS GIVEN THE WORLD'S LARGEST DIAMOND.

WHEN I WAS BACK ON THE SURFACE, THERE WAS A LARGE AWARD CEREMONY. HALFWAY THROUGH, JUST BEFORE THEY DECLARED ME KING OF THE WORLD, I SMASHED THE DIAMOND WITH A SINGLE PINKIE-JAB, JUST TO PROVE A POINT.

THAT'S HOW I ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I LIKE THIS STORY.
AND SHALL BASE MY LIFE HENCEFORTH ON YOur teachings.

Damn, my pinkies aren't strong enough.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# RIGOROUS TRAINING!
TOMORROW WE ShAlL BeNCHpRESS CARS WItH Our PINKiES
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS UNTIL YOU ARE READY.
FOR NOW, ATTEMPT TO PUNCH HOLES IN SHOPPING BAGS WHILE YOU HOLD THEM WITH YOUR OTHER HAND. 50 ON EACH SIDE, EVERY HALF-HOUR.

THIS IS GOOD TRAINING FOR A BEGINNER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# HAVE YOU FINISHED THIS STEP YET? GOOD.
NOW MOVE ONTO BALSA WOOD. ALSO, COOK ME SOME BACON AND GIVE ME TEN BUCKS. TRAINING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *PUNCHES BALSAWOOD*
*GETS SPLINTERS*
oW. TrAINInG hURTS
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# MAKE PAIN YOUR FRIEND. DO NOT FIGHT HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# *sobs*
thats beautiful.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# gronkpan is a hero among men
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# FINALLY, SOME RECOGNITION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# SAUSAGEBIRD ISN@T FUNNY
/shiftfuckingkey
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ^also this
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# and again, this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# not this ^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# That over there ->
Oh, and this^
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ^I would have to agree with this^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *joins queue*

what are we Queuing for?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# HOT COCK
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# HOO-RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# No
this is the queue for chutney!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# chutney is a tasty sauce
you can have it with your popadums or with your main course

altogether now...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ham!
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)