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# NEEDS MORE SAUSAGEBIRD
/capsfuckinglock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE CAPSLOCKERS, AMIRIGHTFOLKS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# the system i use for work requires capslock
and i constantly forget about it

also, GO TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ooh
have you been naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# GARGH
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE LACK OF PEOPLE ON ZOMBIEMOONROBOTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Valid point.
I haven't been on the net very much in the last couple of weeks because of my new job. Also, I've just bought a new laptop and need to set everything up. This combined frustration has led me into a fuck-it zone from which I shall tear myself, post haste.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I keep meaning to check that site out.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# THEY@RE FUCKING GAY

REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY

MY LEFT PINKY NOW HAS BIGGER MUSCLES THAN MY THIGH
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# SHIFT KEY
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I WAS TELLING A STORY A WHILE AGO THAT I SHALL REPEAT FOR YOU ALL.
I WAS RECENTLY EMPLOYED TO WORK IN A DIAMOND MINE, AS A DRILL. I USED NOTHING BUT MY MIGHTY PINKIES TO BORE INTO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH.

WHILE I WAS THERE, IMPRESSING THE MOLE-MEN (AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE MOLE-WOMEN), I WAS GIVEN THE WORLD'S LARGEST DIAMOND.

WHEN I WAS BACK ON THE SURFACE, THERE WAS A LARGE AWARD CEREMONY. HALFWAY THROUGH, JUST BEFORE THEY DECLARED ME KING OF THE WORLD, I SMASHED THE DIAMOND WITH A SINGLE PINKIE-JAB, JUST TO PROVE A POINT.

THAT'S HOW I ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I LIKE THIS STORY.
AND SHALL BASE MY LIFE HENCEFORTH ON YOur teachings.

Damn, my pinkies aren't strong enough.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# RIGOROUS TRAINING!
TOMORROW WE ShAlL BeNCHpRESS CARS WItH Our PINKiES
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS UNTIL YOU ARE READY.
FOR NOW, ATTEMPT TO PUNCH HOLES IN SHOPPING BAGS WHILE YOU HOLD THEM WITH YOUR OTHER HAND. 50 ON EACH SIDE, EVERY HALF-HOUR.

THIS IS GOOD TRAINING FOR A BEGINNER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# HAVE YOU FINISHED THIS STEP YET? GOOD.
NOW MOVE ONTO BALSA WOOD. ALSO, COOK ME SOME BACON AND GIVE ME TEN BUCKS. TRAINING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *PUNCHES BALSAWOOD*
*GETS SPLINTERS*
oW. TrAINInG hURTS
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# MAKE PAIN YOUR FRIEND. DO NOT FIGHT HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# *sobs*
thats beautiful.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# gronkpan is a hero among men
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# FINALLY, SOME RECOGNITION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# SAUSAGEBIRD ISN@T FUNNY
/shiftfuckingkey
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ^also this
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# and again, this^
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# not this ^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# That over there ->
Oh, and this^
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ^I would have to agree with this^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *joins queue*

what are we Queuing for?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# HOT COCK
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# HOO-RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# No
this is the queue for chutney!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# chutney is a tasty sauce
you can have it with your popadums or with your main course

altogether now...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ham!
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)