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# No way!

Ozzy has chosen him to play him in his film bio.
Yes way....
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# It says so in Guitar magazine
so it must be true.
Erm..
I find the whole thing worrying.
1. Oz wants him to represent him.
2. He can only play bass.
3. Does it matter if he can't sing?

Mind you it could be funny...
there is no colouring pen.....
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)
# In response
1. Ozzy doesn't know what the fuck's going on most of the time (even though he is the most sane out of all the family)
2. He sang when in Black Sabbath
3. Not really, listen to Sabbath
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah, but Reeves plays bass in
Dogstar.
Dogdoo.
Dogshite.
Depending if you like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah I know
not really heard much from them. Saw them on stage at some festival or other, but didn't pay that much attention
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# FACT . I have seen them at their own gig!
Very funny gig.
Thousands of teenage girls and me trying to mosh.
My mate was scared to go to the toilet because of all the gay men. :)
I also have one of thier albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)
# erm
shhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# If you read Guitar Magazine
Do you know who ERic Roche is?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Erm
no sorry.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# He's a fab a guitarist
Uses his guitar as percussion, suuper fast fingers, most amazing musical thing I've ever seen. He writes for Guitar I think and advertises his tours in there all the time.
Just wondered if you might have caught him.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# No
I read it pinched off my bro until he catches me.
Have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Yep fab. Looking for a site now.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Sounds most interesting
Anywhere I can hear that?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Here you go
Eric Roche
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# ta
bookmarked
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
Hopefully it'll have a generous slice of the Osbournes style mayhem....
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Sharon, who the fook is it ?
you're all fookin' mad you are !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Won't be too hard
to duplicate the mumbling-brain-damage-from too many drugs-slurrrrrrrrrrrr!
(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)
# is that Canoe Reeves?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)
# looks more like
kayak mortimer if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Okay
I'll bite who is kayak mortimer?
/curious
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Kayak as in canoe,
Mortimer as in Reeves and.
(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Aha
geddit
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Sharon!
I know fookin kung-fu!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahah
nice reply
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Can he do the Brummie accent?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)
# I hope
it's as good as his generic English accent.

That was fucking hilarious in Dracula.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# does the film cover when he was a milkman in the Midlands
that would be odd.

Keanu Reeves as a brummie milkman in the 60's...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)
# .
"I ammmm Ironmilkmannnn...."
(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Dow yow wunt dubble creem wiv yowr milk, dude?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# lol
this just about covers every thought I had about it when I read it.
Still laughing now...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# That will make for a..
..very amusing over-budget production!

T.J. Can anyone point me in the direction of the very disturbing man/woman ugly Goth pic please? I have a cuning plan!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Hot or Not
I think the Linky is in the newsletter...

(Edit) Easy now, that's my girl... Lovely Moobs, don't you think?
(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Ta
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)
# oh gosh
will this put me off ever fancying keanu ever again, I think it will.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)