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[challenge entry] I work for them.

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(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# No wonder the post is so shit then
wasting your time on here instead of posting my letters

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# well
it is my day off!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# hurumph....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Oh cheer up.
It's Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# it's fake friday!!
WOO!

and we get a fake sunday as well!
HOOPLAH!!

i'm gonna get drunk and stay drunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# oooh - bad lad
you should be in church celebrating the glorious death of our saviour Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# i fail to see the connection
between chocolate and death
and i'm still confused as to where the bunny rabbits fit into all of this...?

:D

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Pagan fertility
The hare - a noble beast - was a symbol of spring (hares boxing, etc). Over time he got reduced to a bunny.

Chocolate eggz came from somewhere Scandiwegian, prolly, but the eggs obviousy are another fertility symbol/sign of spring.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Hippy...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# saturday*
(Pjotr, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# actually Fridays are the worst days for us,
they are the busiest.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# It's *always* a day off for the post office
The Post Office is forever going on about money situations. Here's a thought: Your shops close mid day Saturday and don't open again until Monday and your thieving cunt employees stole my passport and original birth certificate! Maybe THAT's your problem?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I deliver mail
I don't work in the post offices!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Oh, nonono
wasn't aimed at you generally. I understand that you're not exactly responsible for the mess.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# then why do i keep getting mail
from a guy that moved out 5 months ago??

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# from him?
possibly because he's sending it... :p
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *re-reads*
ah.....
you got me there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# so it should be;
'we know where you lived'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# yeah
it's not our fault really, we just deliver to addresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# so you are a dirty liar!!!
you don't know where i live!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# we know where you lived last summer
now we're not so sure...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *PFFFFFFT*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# oh no!!
*locks doors*
*loads blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# No
you don't
(Pjotr, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Blimey
. .
o
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# no they don't!
that's one thing I'm sure of
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)