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[challenge entry] If Government Ads Told The Truth
Er, perhaps not.


From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:29, archived)
# i could get hit by a bus?
fuck that I'm not crossing any damn roads
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)
# It's alright
so long as you wear a condom you won't get hit by a bus. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# ^
listen to the wise man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah, but you're more likely to get hit if you're gay, or a drug-user.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I think you'd better check your facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I will do!
*Searches Google*
Well, Freddie Mercury is dead, and Sting is still alive. I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:37, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Are you trying to claim
that Sting has never used drugs?
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Just that there's no justice, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Correct.
It says so here.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Unless you're in sub-Saharan Africa
in which case it's more common among heterosexual men and women.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:38, archived)
# to cross the road?


;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Thanks...
... but as I'm currently in North Eastern Africa, the (crap) joke still stands.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Don't worry
sex is probably not an option for you is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Wow, touchy board tonight isn't it?
You do know this is B3TA, home of sick humour and rampant homophobia? And please feel free to check the AIDS facts I checked here.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:17, archived)
# BAD
AIDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)