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# i could get hit by a bus?
fuck that I'm not crossing any damn roads
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)
# It's alright
so long as you wear a condom you won't get hit by a bus. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# ^
listen to the wise man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah, but you're more likely to get hit if you're gay, or a drug-user.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I think you'd better check your facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I will do!
*Searches Google*
Well, Freddie Mercury is dead, and Sting is still alive. I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:37, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Are you trying to claim
that Sting has never used drugs?
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Just that there's no justice, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Correct.
It says so here.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Unless you're in sub-Saharan Africa
in which case it's more common among heterosexual men and women.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:38, archived)
# to cross the road?


;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Thanks...
... but as I'm currently in North Eastern Africa, the (crap) joke still stands.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Don't worry
sex is probably not an option for you is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Wow, touchy board tonight isn't it?
You do know this is B3TA, home of sick humour and rampant homophobia? And please feel free to check the AIDS facts I checked here.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:17, archived)