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[challenge entry] Fcukntus forgot to put it in the competition
I'm posting this again because I gone dun made it betterer. Note all new exquisite wheel moving action and turning all the logos round because I reversed the picture attention to detail and it now comes with a driver. Sweet

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Mmm... sanctimonious...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)
# i seem to get called that a lot
these days, no offence meant I'm just a little ignorant
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Well, there's also the factor that over the last couple of days I've been fairly humourless
but hey, these things happen
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# if you forget to compo a post...
click 'edit' and simply compo it from there, don't delete and repost in another thread, please.

if you are claiming to be a little ignorant on such things, we have an FAQ which you could do with browsing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# But accurate!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Absolutely. I too enjoy pointing out the paucity of charater, bad decisions, and failings of others.
It gives me the raging horn to tell people how much better I am than them.

For this reason I enjoy visiting recent car crash victims, and telling them that they shouldn't have been driving so fast in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ^this
i feel you have summed all of this up very well indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I think you've got the wrong message from the poster
Still, I personally have no sympathy with people who won't stop smoking but that doesn't mean I rub it in.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I am against smokers
but I'm really just getting at the company abusing them
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Bah, they're no more responsible for people being too lazy to quit
than a knife manufacturer is for stabbings.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Government-sponsored drug-dealing
Hurrah!

"Aren't smokers stewpid?"

How righteous!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# yes you're probably right
about the knife manufacturer parallel, but I was just trying to mock the comtempt of the corporation for the consumer. I wasn't digging at smokers
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# its a blatent dig at smokers
youve just taken your own view and disguised it as a corporate one
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ahh dont take it so seriously
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# don't preach then
I smoke because I like it.

Not because I've been abused and taken advantage of by some company, and certainly not any more abused and taken advantage of by companies than anyone else who buys products made by companies. It's also not because I'm too lazy to quit. I don't want to quit. *smokes and blows smoke in your moaning face*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# regardless of self-control
smokers are still wankers if they're going to insist on inflicting it on people who dont
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I agree.
I don't inflict it on other people. I always smoke outside.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# as i said in another post
im very conscious about where i smoke. i move away from people, walk behind people, i dont smoke in crowds, in pubs or in my own home
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)
# yeh
I find myself palming my cigarette if i walk past a kid in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Yeah - and people with children.
And people who talk loudly.

And people who listen to music on their headphones too loudly.

And muggers.

And rapists.

And burglars.

And bloody self-righteous whinging holier-than-thou scummers who for some reason think that they're somehow better than anyone else.

FFS. Get in the pit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# pffft
I think i love you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Fancy a quick bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Alright then
as long as we can have a nice fag after it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:42, archived)
# "Fag"
Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Your words have polluted my private brain-space.
*sues*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:43, archived)
# i smoke like a chimney and think your re-post is shit.
'i dun made it better' where exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# i smoke
i dont smoke in pubs or clubs (even if i can)
i dont smoke in crowded places, or around children
i dont even smoke in my own home. id rather sit in the pissing rain in my garden.
i also dont particularly care what others think..........red marlboros also make me feel sick

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Amateur
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# There's nothing 'pathetic' about my adiction!!!!
...at least that's what my mum said
hate feckin' marlboro anyways :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ^i love this post
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)