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# That's why I like small cars
When everyone has gas-guzzlers, I'll be able to see underneath...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yeah, but smart cars are still pretty shite though.



/used to have one blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I never liked them
Horrible little things like the Little Tykes red and yellow job I had as a kid: but that would have been safer if I'd been hit by a lorry.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Yeah, toy cars.
It was my ex-gf's actually. I used to tell her that my next car was going to be a real car.

And shortly after I left her this happened. I don't think I'd have walked away if I was in the smart car...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# you rammed her in
your golf?

Good lad!
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I like those Smart Sports cars
They look like little kit cars... soooo cute...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
see drive
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# That too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I wish I could buy a small car
I like little micras, my mum's got one.

not that I have a car, but when I do I need one at least big enough in the arse to carry around a 10.5 stone bass amp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# My micra is wonderful
Has never let me down. Not that I can drive it mind, but it's never let me down just sitting there.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# They're just such friendly looking cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# i'm selling my car Daewoo Lanos
£700 ONO
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# you're always selling you're car
And I never have a license!

Eventually. I'm getting a garage now (if we get this house) so I'll be able to get a car whilst only being slightly shafted on the insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# it's my mums fault
she promised to sell me her car back in january. and finally i'm getting it next week!

mothers eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# My mum promised me driving lessons for my 21st birthday.
I'm 23 in November.

:D Bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# you've been taking driving lessons for 2 years!
christ, how thick are you?

*runs again*

ah, fuck it, i'm knackered!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# You're such a sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hee, i get to pea this again
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I've got that exact Smart car...
It's a beast!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)