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BMW again
Slight change on the wording, think it's better this way.
From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)
(, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
waste more fueltake up more parking space
'but it means i can see over other cars cos im higher'
till everybody gets one then ill be back at square 1, till i buy a double decker bus.....
('but it means i can see over other cars cos im higher'
till everybody gets one then ill be back at square 1, till i buy a double decker bus.....
Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:02,
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That's why I like small carsWhen everyone has gas-guzzlers, I'll be able to see underneath...
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Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:05,
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Yeah, but smart cars are still pretty shite though./used to have one blog
I never liked themHorrible little things like the Little Tykes red and yellow job I had as a kid: but that would have been safer if I'd been hit by a lorry.
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Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08,
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Yeah, toy cars.It was my ex-gf's actually. I used to tell her that my next car was going to be a real car.
And shortly after I left her this happened. I don't think I'd have walked away if I was in the smart car...
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Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:12,
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And shortly after I left her this happened. I don't think I'd have walked away if I was in the smart car...
I like those Smart Sports carsThey look like little kit cars... soooo cute...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08,
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I wish I could buy a small carI like little micras, my mum's got one.
not that I have a car, but when I do I need one at least big enough in the arse to carry around a 10.5 stone bass amp.
(not that I have a car, but when I do I need one at least big enough in the arse to carry around a 10.5 stone bass amp.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08,
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My micra is wonderfulHas never let me down. Not that I can drive it mind, but it's never let me down just sitting there.
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Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:10,
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They're just such friendly looking cars! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:11,
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i'm selling my car Daewoo Lanos£700 ONO
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:12,
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you're always selling you're carAnd I never have a license!
Eventually. I'm getting a garage now (if we get this house) so I'll be able to get a car whilst only being slightly shafted on the insurance.
(Eventually. I'm getting a garage now (if we get this house) so I'll be able to get a car whilst only being slightly shafted on the insurance.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:17,
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it's my mums faultshe promised to sell me her car back in january. and finally i'm getting it next week!
mothers eh?
(mothers eh?
Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:19,
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My mum promised me driving lessons for my 21st birthday.I'm 23 in November.
:D Bless her.
(:D Bless her.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:22,
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you've been taking driving lessons for 2 years!christ, how thick are you?
*runs again*
ah, fuck it, i'm knackered!
(*runs again*
ah, fuck it, i'm knackered!
Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:25,
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You're such a sod. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:32,
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Hahaha! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:34,
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I've got that exact Smart car...It's a beast!
( busy phil is still bloody busy,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:36,
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Heh."Almost as big a cunt as someone who chose to buy a Porsche Cayenne"
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:24,
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