It's true, young man.
From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 287 entries (closed)
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From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 287 entries (closed)
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My mum once said that I should have never bothered being born.
"Well Mum, not really my fault that."
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:25,
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:D
He could be partly disabled and his Mum could be a homophobic, racist with tourettes.
It's got Golden Rose of Montreaux award written all over it.
Episode 4 his mum gives him a pet dog for his 37th birthday
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:29,
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It's got Golden Rose of Montreaux award written all over it.
Episode 4 his mum gives him a pet dog for his 37th birthday
A dog that is the offspring of cerberus and controls a portal to the entrance of hell
where an army of the dead have risen up against Hades and are waging bloody war on the underworld?
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:33,
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Episode 5 he applies for a job
then realises he never actually passed his O levels on a technicality and has to go back to secondary school.
With hilarious consequences.
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:34,
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With hilarious consequences.
haha!
he's the oldest "child" in the school! haha it's so funny! he's trying to pass his o levels in 2007 and they were abolised 20 years ago, meanwhile all the kids are pillin it and driving around in stolen novas hahaha, I'm laughing already! what a great series!
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:35,
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but to his rescue comes a talking racoon called Robert who only he can see.
and he has to juggle his amorous affections for Robert with his relationship to a grumpy Pauline Quirk!
it writes itself!
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:38,
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it writes itself!
He struggles with all the tribulations
and rites of being a teenager, getting a girl, that first kiss with a 15 year old council estate slapper named JaundÃce, getting a spot, the school bully.
Whilst going through a midlife crisis! And still living in his mother's womb!
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Whilst going through a midlife crisis! And still living in his mother's womb!
you look v scary but captivating
Bites
sos if im a bit slow ive not seen you before strangley
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:37,
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sos if im a bit slow ive not seen you before strangley
Well I have only posted two-thousand four-hundred and forty-two messages.
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:44,
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We were watching The National Lottery and 14 came out,
our number was 15,
Mum: Ooh, only one off.
Me: Yeah. Although we say that, but the numbers are actually random, so the next number could have actually been 48 or something.
[cue massive fit on mothers behalf]
Me: I wish I hadn't bothered now.
[Insert her comment here]
I had it coming really . . .
(She has her lovely moments too. She's just a little mentil is all.)
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:31,
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Mum: Ooh, only one off.
Me: Yeah. Although we say that, but the numbers are actually random, so the next number could have actually been 48 or something.
[cue massive fit on mothers behalf]
Me: I wish I hadn't bothered now.
[Insert her comment here]
I had it coming really . . .
(She has her lovely moments too. She's just a little mentil is all.)
Pfft.
Her parents (my grandparents) made her eat her shoes once.
My family are insane.
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:36,
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My family are insane.
I read that last bit as a "little lentil"
so, daughter of pulses...
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:35,
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:(
but on the bright side, oh how much fun it'll be when she's old and incessantly weeing
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:30,
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hahaha harsh!
Have a tenuous compo pearoast, one of my first posts on b3ta I think...
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:30,
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That child is not balancing that stoat
he has impaled it for effect!
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:31,
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I'd fucking do better after 15 pints of stella
with my hands tied behind my hands!
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 21:55,
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You're a BDSM loving wife beater
that doesn't mean you can balance stoats properly
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 22:13,
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