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# oooooo mummy can i have one...please!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Yeek!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)
# buckets..
just in case those are your teeth - please see someone about it
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# nope,
but the eyes are....
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# what he said
Yeek!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)
# In my house that
would be a "no".

W/y.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# but
i promise to clean it every week - even its teeth : )
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# can
I have one too please!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Look what happened to the
rhinokitten. Soon forgot about that, didn't you! Now grandma has to look after it.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)
# atleast
grandma won''t sit on this one....
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)
# You could use them
as an alternative to guard dogs... I know I'd run a mile if I saw one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# that looks like
it eats guard dogs for breakfast *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)
# It's scientifically known as
the grinning baboon, in it's natural habitat, the car park behind Sainsburys
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)
# it
was a sloth a long long time ago, before the 'incident'.
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Haha!
Taken by the dark lord Sauron, and horribly mutilated..

(edit: either that or you forced it to watch loads of violent images, Clockwork Orange style)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Wooo!
Anyone want to go for a beer tonight? My mate pulled out because he has to go home and comfort his wife because he ruined the wedding video.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# blimey
that's quite evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)
# It is
He called the wedding video recorder man a cnut on the tape and then the best man threatened to break his fingers. Then he removed his mic (fair point as I wouldn't want to get married wearing a mic) and couldn't be heard throughout the ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)
# ooooh
dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Damn!
you can have one as long as you move out!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)