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# obviously they're lime flavoured
/evil
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Is there such a thing as lime flavour jaffa cakes?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# oh yes!
and some sort of berry flavour too
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# unfortunately yes. and they are horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Are you saying this as someone who doesn't generally like lime...
...or were you (like I am now) holding high hopes of delicious chocolate-lime action?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# the latter.
I generally like Lime and lime flavoured things... which why I was looking forward to trying them. But they somehow don't work.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I was hoping it would be the former.
:(
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Taste is all subjective though... you may like them! Still worth a try.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Did you try them berry ones?
I was going to but I got a bit scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *holds Wow's hand*
it'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yes. They were awful. (in my opinion)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# THEY ARE WRONG
an evil, twisted abomination against nature.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# YOU ARE WRONG
the berry flavours owned. and lime sounds nice
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I AM NEVER WRONG
But often I am believing in an alternative truth.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Yes,
and blackcurrant
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# That'd be shit.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Kind of like skittles bubble gum.
I got caught out by that. I was handed some skittles and as soon as I began to chew
the little fuckers they seemed to turn into some sort of crunchy slop in my mouth.

I was most disappointed. Same taste, entirely wrong feeling. Though i suppose it'd be the other way round with lime jaffa cakes.
Right texture, wrong taste.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# The only "advanced" form of confectionary I've taking a liking to
are the biscuity M'n'Ms. Right texture, right taste.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Smarties Cookies from the Co-Op FTW everytime!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# somebody thought
let's take this perfect product and make crap versions of it.

see also: softcore porn
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# yuck
also isn't that a bit of a conflict... having lime jaffa cakes?!?!?!?1!1?!!?!!11?!1one?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i had a this stupid friend at school
we called jaffa due to the fact he'd been shagging this girl
for 18months without protection
the only time he used condoms was when I went and bought him some!

she did eventually fall pregnant (aged 16, he was 17)
we called him prat after that....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# why jaffa? I'm not getting the connection :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# seedless
you fool

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# but surely you would call him jaffa is he WAS using protection?
Otherwise his seed is very clearly in action! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# 18 months without protection and no baby
=seedless

she eventually falls pregers
changed to Prat

i'm a speaking slowly enough?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I think I've almost got it
...can you just clarify the 'jaffa' bit again?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ha ha!
i'm down to looking at one post at a time
because the board is too full of swearies

only thing is i can only pull up threads i've previously replied to
via my profile page...
:(
*goes and does some proper work work*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ooh that sucks
proper work work is the most soul destroying kind of work.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# no pips
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# jaffas are seedless
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# You show me a cake of any kind with seeds and I'll consider this option
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# jaffa oranges ya daft bawbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)