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(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# damned thread deleters!
woo the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# *cries*
as a result of Wearethelemon's post this morning, i got curious and had a look on encyclopedia dramatica at the power 5 and got linked to the pain series.

I feel sick and my eyes hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# eh?
whassat?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# I don't think you really want to see but i'll get the linky if you really arent squeeeeemish
NSFA NSFA www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pain_series NSFA NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# ummm.....
i think i'll give it a miss actually!!
you ok then punk?
EDIT: i did click!
*bokes*
*gasps*
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# yeh im ok
apart from the acidic taste in my mouth.

alright yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# yeah!
i was just checking the old gaz now i have to tear myself away and do the dishes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# rearrange these words to form a popular phrase.
whipped are pussy you lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i'm a gentleman!
this big red ball in my mouth really hurts.
i'm glad i can commicate by typing.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# *clicks*
i see no horses :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# probably just as well actually
I hate to think what sort of horse related pics would be included in that collage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# we love horses
stretchyest anuses of all the animals...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# i'm hungry now
mmm where can i get a kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# In some of those pictures
I'm not sure what I see.
And I am glad of it.
I wish I wasn't such a click whore.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# 'ning pot!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# strange thing is, i've already seen 98% of those
the internet is boring and repetative, so i came to the source of all things great - b3ta! it all starts here ladies and gentlemen (and others)!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# blurgh
scary thing, I know the names of at least half of them (or more but I had to stop)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# haha
well I jus saw most of them for the first time although i'd heard about the crusty pizza one.

I'm still a little bit in shock and i keep burping.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# some of those really aren't that horrible
although most are fucking grim
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# the poo in the mouth one did for me
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I agree
but the ones that are bad, are really bad.

I would rather have not seen most of them.

I'm not sure whether to cry for or to applaud the double dildo goatse...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# i cannot stand the gore ones
all the rest, those fuckers are doing them to themselves, but cut up face or necrotic dick really makes me wanna puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# my problem is with stuff with corpses
consent is a huge thing with me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# yes
I don't like to see dead people.

I'd rather feel sick and be sick, rather than feel guilty and sad about it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
but interesting

*saves for /talk*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# thanks a lot
now i need to honk all over my nice white tiles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# white
as in clean, not piss-stain yellow or toilet-duck green
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# racist!
lol - hello *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# hello.....
getting worried now.....lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# those poor
green people,

you wont be treated very nicely on mars, you wascist
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# i didn't know
toilet ducks came from mars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# WOW THAT WAS INTENSE
REPO MANS ALWAYS INTENSE!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 9 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I quite fancy Colleen
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I have a feeling you've really got their ages wrong
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# That is entirely possible
but then I did make it all up using my artistic licence I picked up from Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I mean.... Kevin... probably about that age
but Colleen and Aarron? Easily in their twenties
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:26, archived)