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# Too easy
This book has just arrived from Amazon for the wife. It was begging to be PS'd...



** edit - It probably will be my image post for the year, we can't all be good at PS or have imaginations! **
(I helped save b3ta! dan j what the buggery bollocks is this?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Subtle
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# fantastic lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# that's his post for the year
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# This does it for me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# as long as he doesn't start doing it in schools...
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# He has a giant tongue, the spazzy arse
TJ: Please stop posting shops about that poor Madeline kid. I don't get on my high horse often (or ever) but they're not even fucking funny. /end
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# ^ I second the motion
And today I saw an appeal with text in comic sans. That is also wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# aye
It's not so much that I think the subject should not be mentioned, just that if you're going to use it, at least make sure your joke contains genuine humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# meh
I find the whole notion of a huge, celebrity and newspaper endorsed reward repulsively self-serving, so I shopped my thoughts below


Criticise on the actual thread if you would, you're just cluttering up this one unfairly...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# wasn't actually talking about your post.
Just sort of in general.
I'll go and have a look now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I find it distasteful in the upmost
If I want to post here, I fucking will.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# well done for you and your righteous indignation
*awards gold star*

upmost utmost ;-)
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I can be as righteous as I like
I'm SO sorry for making one spelling error too. English is not my first language yet I have a degree in it, so I clearly know a hell of a lot more than you. Dickwad.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# evidently.
have another gold star for effort.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# That's the thing
I'm all for free speech and that, but I don't think shock is a substitute for humour.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# meh, you're not really for free speech are you then?
and shock can be a form of humour in itself.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Only if it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# yes, funny is a crucial element of humour :)
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# what part of free speech are you not clear about?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# er
she's telling people not to post jokes about the missing child thingy. that seems to be a contradiction with being 'for' free speech, no?

"Please stop posting shops about that poor Madeline kid."
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# sorry, was having dinner
No contradiction at all. She's asking people to use their right to free speech in way that is respectful for her feelings.
If she was appealing to rob or to a mod to limit other people's free speech, then she would be against free speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Your post made no sense.
Free speech is not the art of shocking someone as a replacement for humour. Tool.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# it made no sense because you didn't understand it
i'm saying that being for free speech and telling people what they can and can't post on here is incompatible. clear enough now?

Edit: tool? i just pointed out a contradiction in your supposed values and you resort to a childish insult? your high and mighty attitude doesn't look too credible really.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Do I need you to patronise me any further?
I asked people not to post unfunny shit. Take note.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# no the comment i was referring to was not about 'unfunny shit'
you specifically said no posts about "that madeline kid". you can't change what you said now, for it is written.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Because 'that Madeline kid'
is the subject of the current piss-poor bandwagon.

If you have a problem with me, stick me on ignore, I have a pile of work to do and yet I'm wasting it talking to a cunt like you.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# cunt eh?
i hope you don't thave children...

"Now kids, if anybody points out your fallacious reasoning, be sure to call them a cunt. that'll learn 'em."
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Free speech is saying whatever you want
whether it's shocking, funny, offensive or not


you twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# free speech is only a right
granted to you by the community you live in. How you will use it will be then used by the community to judge you.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Bleh
If we can make jokes about Shipman, Huntley, Virginia Tech et al, then we can joke about this

If you want to draw a line that's fine, but don't impose it on the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Noted.
I'll just stick people on ignore then, which I should have done in the first place. Aplogies for the huge derailing of the thread, B3tans.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# much better attitude :)
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Yay for cock books!

Woo to that
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Very good...
although being a bit of a porker now, he would already have had his image PS'd to look slightly less repulsive....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Is that cock made of glass?
www.b3ta.com/board/6432462#post6432471
I'm so ashamed of doing a search for 'Jamie Oliver cock'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# no you're not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# in fact it was in autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# you
bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# nyuck nyuck nyuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)